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View Poll Results: What is your astrology sign?
Taurus 1 2.04%
Cancer 3 6.12%
Capricorn 0 0%
Pisces 5 10.20%
Gemini 5 10.20%
Scorpio 5 10.20%
Libra 8 16.33%
Leo 2 4.08%
Virgo 3 6.12%
Sagittarius 4 8.16%
Aries 4 8.16%
Aquarius 6 12.24%
anal beads 3 6.12%
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:00 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Whoa... whoa..
Why are you assuming you weren't adopted?

Man, the AUDACITY of these people.
Im pretty sure Im not, can you answer my question though?
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:05 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Guys, Ive been thinking about something. If pregnancy lasts for about 9 months, and Im born in January, then does that mean my parents have done the sexual intercourse that led to my birth in April?
Uh.. yeah. April does precede January by 9 months.
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:14 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Uh.. yeah. April does precede January by 9 months.
Thanks. To be honest this pretty interests me. Actually, when I look at the poll it seems most people around here are Libra. Libra is in September-October, so I guess their parents have done the sex in December-January eh?
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:20 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Im pretty sure Im not, can you answer my question though?
Are you asking me to do simple math to arrive at the same answer you got? Or are you asking me to make a claim that you are a bastard child?
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:59 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Thanks. To be honest this pretty interests me. Actually, when I look at the poll it seems most people around here are Libra. Libra is in September-October, so I guess their parents have done the sex in December-January eh?
My parents never had sex.
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My parents never had sex.
I didn't want to say anything, but neither did mine.
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:08 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Wait a hot minute, both of you are virgin births?

Somebody either has to tell jesus he ain't special, or has to fess up about having virgin adoptive parents, or virgin artificial inseminating parents.


Or you must reply to this with a picture of saggy baboon titties, so I will know your true intent.
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I didn't want to say anything, but neither did mine.
We obviously came through a stork.
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I didn't want to say anything, but neither did mine.
Are you guys adopted?
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Wait a hot minute, both of you are virgin births?

Somebody either has to tell jesus he ain't special, or has to fess up about having virgin adoptive parents, or virgin artificial inseminating parents.
I am the female JEEZY.

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