Alas Goodbye

Rjinn · 01-23-2013, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

"It's a tragedy," said the astronaut, wiping tears from his eyes. "But what is tragedy really? Tears in the rain? Dog poop in brownies? Blips from random third-person talking jackasses on some server somewhere? In the end, only the demi-gods of literary affectation will ever really know."

~~fleamailman~~ · 01-23-2013, 05:39 AM

(the goblin thanked the astronaut, offered him a hanky then, and even sympathised deeply too, saying "...look, please do not cry now, I mean your posts will get better if you practice more at them, promise, where luckyme has moved on to elsewhere now, but not to worry as you can keep me company instead, as I feel so at home amongst you humans now, where I would rather be with you here than the nicest people in all the world...")

Burning Down · 01-23-2013, 06:45 AM

Yay, this one left too!

~~fleamailman~~ · 01-23-2013, 07:09 AM

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Yay, this one left too!

("...well no, because no one was ever here to begin with..." replied the goblin, adding "...I mean all that was ever here were just mere words upon you screen...", and with that the goblin felt that now would be a good time to take a short poetry break from all this serious posting, saying "...this one is an adaptation in the face of global warming...")

O Banana!
Home grown on native land!
New hybrid strains at your command.
With glowing hearts we see them rise,
Our new stock, strong and pest-free!
From far and wide,
O Banana, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
For bananas a plenty.

-fleamailman-

Bloozcrooz · 01-23-2013, 07:12 AM

Dude whatever your on...you need to give it a rest for a while. ^^

~~fleamailman~~ · 01-23-2013, 07:32 AM

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Dude whatever your on...you need to give it a rest for a while. ^^

(the goblin thanked the poster for his unwarranted concern, saying "...well I must confess that I do like the way everyone has been so supportive towards me, where it seems my notoriety goes before me, and where the spam thread is mine for the posting upon, so I thank you for it and will endeavour to befriend you further...")

repost from elsewhere, the "self-introductions" thread,

"...thank you dear humans, but I feel that in the welcome to fleamailman we are missing a certain "je ne sais pas" here, and perhaps such terms like "wonderful" "amazing" "awesome" "stupendous" and "spectacular" might be loosely sprinkled together with other words like "magnificent" "fabulous" "incredible" "brilliant" etc to make a more welcoming welcome here..." he paused adding a proviso saying "...however if you feel that there are too many superlatives at this point, one could, at a pinch, omit one or two of them and still find that the text is little diminished in the truth it so clearly professes..." uttered the goblin somewhat humbly he felt

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wiggums · 01-23-2013, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by fleamailman

(the goblin thanked the poster for his unwarranted concern, saying "...well I must confess that I do like the way everyone has been so supportive towards me, where it seems my notoriety goes before me, and where the spam thread is mine for the posting upon, so I thank you for it and will endeavour to befriend you further...")

repost from elsewhere, the "self-introductions" thread,

"...thank you dear humans, but I feel that in the welcome to fleamailman we are missing a certain "je ne sais pas" here, and perhaps such terms like "wonderful" "amazing" "awesome" "stupendous" and "spectacular" might be loosely sprinkled together with other words like "magnificent" "fabulous" "incredible" "brilliant" etc to make a more welcoming welcome here..." he paused adding a proviso saying "...however if you feel that there are too many superlatives at this point, one could, at a pinch, omit one or two of them and still find that the text is little diminished in the truth it so clearly professes..." uttered the goblin somewhat humbly he felt

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~~fleamailman~~ · 01-23-2013, 10:56 AM

("...goddie, another human come to enjoy my company now..." went the goblin liking the humans more and more, adding "...look, could someone show me montana on the map please, I having difficulty locating it...", )

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**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-23-2013, 05:22 PM

I think we should have a freaking party.

Neapolitan · 01-23-2013, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fleamailman

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Originally Posted by Bloozcrooz

Dude whatever your on...you need to give it a rest for a while. ^^

Bloozcrooz, maybe you should take him for a long ride in your pick up truck with some of your fake cowboy friends and drop him off somewhere in the middle of Vegas.^^

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~~fleamailman~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 11	("...goddie, another human come to enjoy my company now..." went the goblin liking the humans more and more, adding "...look, could someone show me montana on the map please, I having difficulty locating it...", ) 17 197 Last edited by fleamailman; 01-23-2013 at 11:08 AM.

01-23-2013, 05:22 PM	#19 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I think we should have a freaking party. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Yay, this one left too!