No. They are silent-but-awesome.

Well, let's just say yours are certainly not the best then.

It would be completely selfish of me to assume that my farts were the best objectively. Which is why I work on a very subjective fart level, as it caters to my wants and desires as a generator of good farts.

It's quite helpful generating farts to keep the feral cats away.

That's probably the one thing my farts don't insure against...

My farts are truly the worst... Like room clearing bad

I think penis should be a valid poll option.

"Dude organ"

I have noticed that the women I know tend to hold their farts in 24/7 near enough (which I like), and their farts always smell much, much worse than men's. I'm guessing being trapped inside the body for longer increases the potency, whereas men just tend to let rip wherever.

I think it's the hormones.