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Freebase Dali 01-26-2013 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1279351)
My farts are truly the worst... Like room clearing bad

I'm not sure why you're qualifying your farts as a bad thing.
Only good farts clear a room of everyone but you. But, if you're one of those people that run from their own farts, then I don't know what to say.

Scarlett O'Hara 01-26-2013 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1279358)
I'm not sure why you're qualifying your farts as a bad thing.
Only good farts clear a room of everyone but you. But, if you're one of those people that run from their own farts, then I don't know what to say.

I just had the best visual from you running from your own fart, what a crack up!

Sansa Stark 01-26-2013 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1279358)
I'm not sure why you're qualifying your farts as a bad thing.
Only good farts clear a room of everyone but you. But, if you're one of those people that run from their own farts, then I don't know what to say.

LOL I suppose you're right

Cuthbert 01-26-2013 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1279355)
I have noticed that the women I know tend to hold their farts in 24/7 near enough (which I like), and their farts always smell much, much worse than men's. I'm guessing being trapped inside the body for longer increases the potency, whereas men just tend to let rip wherever.

I should clarify, this wasn't specific to women, I don't think anyone should just let rip. If it happens it happens, but I don't like it when people force it. Bad manners.

And also...

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1279358)
if you're one of those people that run from their own farts

Is me. Even though my farts are like a gentle, pleasant breeze in a flowery meadow, I just don't like farts :(

Freebase Dali 01-26-2013 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1279364)
And also...



Is me. Even though my farts are like a gentle, pleasant breeze in a flowery meadow, I just don't like farts :(

I don't know what to say.
So are you one of those people that can't drink their own spit if it's in a cup?

Cuthbert 01-26-2013 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1279373)
I don't know what to say.
So are you one of those people that can't drink their own spit if it's in a cup?

Never tried :eek:

Think I'd rather drink my own piss to be honest though.

Freebase Dali 01-26-2013 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1279378)
Never tried :eek:

Think I'd rather drink my own piss to be honest though.

So... you would drink your own piss rather than drink your own saliva that you drink every day, constantly, simply because that saliva is in a cup.

I would conclude this post with "got it", but I would be lying.

Sansa Stark 01-26-2013 01:11 AM

Re: Saliva in A Cup

could it be possibly chilled beforehand or

Cuthbert 01-26-2013 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1279381)
So... you would drink your own piss rather than drink your own saliva that you drink every day, constantly, simply because that saliva is in a cup.

I would conclude this post with "got it", but I would be lying.

lol

It wasn't meant to be taken literally :cool:.

I sometimes drink my spit if I need to take a tablet and can't be bothered to get a glass of water.

Freebase Dali 01-26-2013 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1279386)
lol

It wasn't meant to be taken literally :cool:.

I sometimes drink my spit if I need to take a tablet and can't be bothered to get a glass of water.

Therefore, it follows that since it's yours, consuming it is not objectively bad.
Thus, you could simply transfer it to a cup, assuming that cup was sterile, and drink it with no problems or second thoughts, correct?

Unless, of course, our entire concept of cups involves drinking something that did not originate from ourselves, and is to be solely used as a means of adding sustenance, in which case the point would involve the fact that nothing productive is happening by exporting, then importing bodily fluids, versus importing fluids that were not there in the first place.

Somehow, I don't think people objecting to drinking their own spit out of a cup are looking at it that objectively...


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