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View Poll Results: What likes to visit your bum?
Poop 1 9.09%
Dude organ 3 27.27%
Drugs 2 18.18%
Farts 2 18.18%
Pee pee cause we all know girls pee out their butts. That's why they sit down. 2 18.18%
Anal beads 1 9.09%
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Do they ring like bull horns?
No. They are silent-but-awesome.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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No. They are silent-but-awesome.
Well, let's just say yours are certainly not the best then.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:11 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Well, let's just say yours are certainly not the best then.
It would be completely selfish of me to assume that my farts were the best objectively. Which is why I work on a very subjective fart level, as it caters to my wants and desires as a generator of good farts.
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It would be completely selfish of me to assume that my farts were the best objectively. Which is why I work on a very subjective fart level, as it caters to my wants and desires as a generator of good farts.
It's quite helpful generating farts to keep the feral cats away.
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It's quite helpful generating farts to keep the feral cats away.
That's probably the one thing my farts don't insure against...
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My farts are truly the worst... Like room clearing bad
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I think penis should be a valid poll option.
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"Dude organ"
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I have noticed that the women I know tend to hold their farts in 24/7 near enough (which I like), and their farts always smell much, much worse than men's. I'm guessing being trapped inside the body for longer increases the potency, whereas men just tend to let rip wherever.
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I think it's the hormones.
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