16. turning 17 in june. little dayvan's growing up :/

23. I remember getting a bit miffed at turning twenty, when looking back at my lacklustre teen years...

I look forwards to the day when no-one wants to go clubbing. I have a far better time just having drinks/banter with mates et la ladies. As in I can't dance/hate dancing.

You are basically an english version of me then. If you have curly hair and dont like eating from other peoples plates and glasses then it is going to be scary.

Straight hair, will eat from anyone's plate the moment it's offered. :)

Three magic factors need to combine for me to even start dancing.
1. Extremely good mood (very rare in a club)
2. Pretty drunk
3. Love the song (very rare in a club)
4. More than three people OR one average dance ability lady (not a fantastic dancer, I look like a nonce, not a rubbish dancer...because awkward....)

Then after about 5 minutes I'll wonder why I'm doing it, If I'm even enjoying it, how did it come to this anyway? Just look around at all this drunken flailing around by people who think they're cool, I can't even hear what other people are saying, this song is just constant bass bitches and niggas, man girls have it so easy, they just stand on the spot one hand in the air drink in the other while grooving their hips, I wonder if anyone's going to go for a smoke break soon, maybe I'll just down my drink so I can kill time waiting at the bar for another one.....

Y'see I just don't have it in me to look cool dancing, or not look likt a complete tumor. So it is difficult in a club to not join your friends.

Maybe I'm a bad person, but I laughed when I clicked on that link. The pic just looks like, "THE EARTH JUST ATE HIM!!!" "I know. It's gonna be okay."

http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/...MXha.Em.56.jpg

forever 21.

And now I'm 27.

Bought myself a new game...my mom got me a cool Scottish ale glass to support my alcoholism...yep just another birthday.

Sigh! July will be my
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...LcLjMs7ToIrjSN

What? No I don't vant any taceetos! Why don't you just go away and stop bothering an old man!?

Old guy silliness: I've been working so hard on a few articles in the last few days that I automatically put Youtube tags, not image tags around that picture and sat there scratching my head wondering what I'd done wrong!

Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup? :confused:

imagine being over 20 and still using the internet lol. hit the retirement home already.