The Biggest Misconception About You

Freebase Dali · 03-04-2013, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pooroldpo

what are you? 27? 28?

32.

**Janszoon** · 03-04-2013, 07:50 PM

I get kind of tired of people thinking I must be interested in football because I have a penis.

CLOSER · 03-04-2013, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Also, just because I don't wear torn up clothes every morning at the gas station where I stop for daily supplies doesn't mean I'm in college. I'm finished with college. Can't there be a single job out there that might require you to dress not like a construction worker?

I get too many questions about what college I attend, simply because I look younger than I am and don't wear paint-splashed, ripped jeans with work boots in the morning. As if these people actually think that the only things existing in the world are manual labor jobs and college.

Random question..daily supplies at a gas station? What do you get one day that you can't get for the next?
Also do you wear hoodies and have longer hair... black wristbands with metal studs?...lollll..

gunnels · 03-04-2013, 07:58 PM

I've been mistaken for a drug dealer/user by the police on three separate occasions. Once, I was walking around Vanderbilt's campus and was stopped by a rent-a-cop. He searched me and accused me of attempting to steal bicycles. I was then kicked off campus for being a "suspicious character." I was fourteen. I did not deserve this suspicion.
Next year, I was walking downtown towards the park, then I realized that I had to do something and turned around. Then I realized that I didn't have to do said thing and turned back around. A nearby metro cop took this as a sign that I was high (though I don't know any recreational drugs that have the side effect of pacing) and performed a sobriety test. I kinda deserved that suspicion.
The next year, I was waiting for a ride in front of a gas station. I had recently gone to a record store that bags your music in brown paper sacs, I was standing there holding it. This obviously did not look good, and after two minutes I was interrogated. I definitely deserved that suspicion.
Oh, and people ask me for drugs at shows all of the time. I think it's because I make weird faces when I'm really into the music.

Many people think I'm a guitarist too. I think it's the hair. Or the fact I live in Nashville. Or both.

Freebase Dali · 03-04-2013, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CLOSER

Random question..daily supplies at a gas station? What do you get one day that you can't get for the next?
Also do you wear hoodies and have longer hair... black wristbands with metal studs?...lollll..

I usually get a water, snus, and if I didn't make breakfast that day, maybe a breakfast bar or two and an OJ. Sometimes I even get gasoline for my car. It's literally around 1,000 feet from the exit of my apartment complex, so I generally stop there, as it is not really out of my way.

As for what I wear, I work in an office setting, but I see the point you just made.

PoorOldPo · 03-04-2013, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I get kind of tired of people thinking I must be interested in football because I have a penis.

Yes there's another one. But I think most people know by looking at me I am in no way interested in sport.

**Janszoon** · 03-04-2013, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Yes there's another one. But I think most people know by looking at me I am in no way interested in sport.

Try showing them your penis.

Engine · 03-04-2013, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Try showing them your penis.

Well there's your problem. Keep that thing covered up, don't make eye contact, and then the sports talk will stop.

Paedantic Basterd · 03-04-2013, 10:03 PM

Maybe it's that I'm all srs biznizz. At least here.

**Janszoon** · 03-04-2013, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

Well there's your problem. Keep that thing covered up, don't make eye contact, and then the sports talk will stop.

Thanks! I'll try it!

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