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View Poll Results: Which do you prefer?
Creamy peanut butter 17 31.48%
Crunchy peanut butter 25 46.30%
Old fashioned (the stuff you have to stir) 4 7.41%
I'm a regular little Martha Stewart, I make my own 1 1.85%
I don't care for peanut butter 6 11.11%
If I even look at peanut butter I'll dissolve into an allergic puddle of quivering goo 1 1.85%
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Peanut Butter, the burning issue of our day

In my humble opinion, creamy peanut butter is equal to setting at the right hand of a benevolent omniscient god, crunchy peanut butter is identical to spraying heavy indiscriminant automatic weapons fire into an orphanage.
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I love crunch peanut butter.
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Creamy PB is an affront to the natural state of the peanut-- reducing its glorious crunch to a pauper's sauce.
The organic stuff that you have to stir is clearly superior.
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Never cared for it. Had it like once in my life. We only really have potatoes over here.
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The roof of my mouth was assaulted from crunchy peanut butter when I was younger and I decided never again.
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Never cared for it. Had it like once in my life. We only really have potatoes over here.
Then you must at least have

...right?
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Old 03-04-2013, 10:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My favorite peanut butter treat, the Fluffernutter... yum.




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Creamy PB and Jelly on a toasted english muffin is true magic
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I generally only eat peanut butter on crackers, and unless I shove an entire cracker in my mouth, the crunchy peanut butter has a tendency to break my cracker. I really don't care which type I eat. But, for practical reasons due my typical peanut butter-related cracker eating, I opt for creamy.

If I wanted a sandwich, I'd go for whichever was handy.
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