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Psy-Fi 03-25-2013 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal (Post 1300422)
"That'll be 12.76 sir."

"Okay...here's twelve and I know I got some change here...a couple pennies...a quarter...old movie ticket...some lint...pocket pussy...ahh we here go."

Actually, that pocket pussy looks like it could double quite nicely as a loose change purse (and I've always fantasized about coming into a large sum of money!) :D

Paul Smeenus 03-25-2013 06:10 PM

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The Batlord 03-26-2013 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1300566)
That was replaced by a tube sock full of warm mashed potatoes.

Or you could put lube (or toothpaste) into a latex glove and wrap it with a towel. There are many ways to make a fifi.

PoorOldPo 03-26-2013 09:28 AM

It looks like it can be used as a ***** and a vagina.



D I L D O

Sansa Stark 03-27-2013 11:00 AM

They probably don't sell these in actual Walgreens stores though, you can buy vibrators and **** off riteaid.com, but they don't have em in actual stores.

sorry 2 burst yr bubble

The Batlord 03-27-2013 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1301126)
They probably don't sell these in actual Walgreens stores though, you can buy vibrators and **** off riteaid.com, but they don't have em in actual stores.

Heheh. Riteaid. That's just too perfect. :laughing:

Burning Down 03-27-2013 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1301126)
They probably don't sell these in actual Walgreens stores though, you can buy vibrators and **** off riteaid.com, but they don't have em in actual stores.

sorry 2 burst yr bubble

They sell that vibrator that Trojan makes in pharmacies here. But yeah, I don't see the pocket p*ssy being sold out in the open.

wiggums 03-27-2013 01:58 PM

I just realized that a condom is a hollow d ildo that pleases both sexes.

The Batlord 03-28-2013 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by wiggums (Post 1301195)
I just realized that a condom is a hollow d ildo that pleases both sexes.

Condoms please no one. That's why I don't wear one, as god intended.

anticipation 03-28-2013 07:20 PM

Wait the walgreen's near you guys don't have store-model tester pocket pussy's? We got a whole aisle of faux-holes for your trucker relatives.


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