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Dr_Rez 03-24-2013 06:31 PM

You can buy Pocket Pussy's at Walgreens...
 
Doc Johnson*Virgin Palm Pal Masturbator | Walgreens

Thoughts? How many will you buy? Will you get them for family and friends?

LoathsomePete 03-24-2013 06:32 PM

Perfect stocking stuffers.

14232949 03-24-2013 06:45 PM

It scares me that there is such a large market for guys who want to break the hymen of a plastic plaything.

Alfred 03-24-2013 07:22 PM

So is it a single-use kinda deal? I mean you can only break the hymen once.

Burning Down 03-24-2013 07:25 PM

I think I'm going to buy one.

Engine 03-24-2013 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1300379)
It scares me that there is such a large market for guys who want to break the hymen of a plastic plaything.

haha, yeah, I'm sure this kind of thing "scares" a naive country boy like you :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfred (Post 1300387)
So is it a single-use kinda deal? I mean you can only break the hymen once.

It seems you could use the device more than once but, even if only the one-time hymen breaking is the appeal, it's still only expensive as a few cheap beers.*

*I don't personally fuck plastic toys. My own hand is definitely more sanitary and free of charge.

Paul Smeenus 03-24-2013 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1300378)
Perfect stocking stuffers.



You're doing it wrong

Sequoioideae 03-24-2013 07:57 PM

I don't understand, what is a "vagina"?

Exo 03-24-2013 08:47 PM

I wonder how many people actually carry them around in their pocket.

Psy-Fi 03-24-2013 08:53 PM

"Proudly Made and Packaged in USA."

Glad to see we haven't outsourced all of our manufacturing to China.

I thought they had the pocket pussy market all sewn up! :D


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