I dunno, I don't think I've ever faked interest in what they're saying with any girl I've been with. I remember one used to tell me some shit stories of what her and her friend did at work or what they had at the barbecue and I'd just wait for her to finish then say "that it? Shit story". Wound her up but she would laugh too, I'm quite good like that, can get away with being a prick in real life because I'm cheeky with it.

Hahahahahahahahaha... yes. But that's marriage.

+1. Its been a perfect relationship for me from the beginning. Shes an avid bodyboarder like myself and enjoys the outdoors. She has a fantastic personality, and she cleans up well. Shes also very girly girly when she gets out of the ocean which makes her a perfect fit. And she doesn't care if I call her babe. :finger:

I like being called baby.

I currently have no partner but have someone special that I would love to be with more than anything. He has to be the funniest, most caring person I've ever known. Plus he knows me better than I know myself.

Does David Duchovny know about you two? :shycouch:

Does Tea Leoni know about Vanilla?

Anyone here ever been cheated on?

My last serious relationship ended on a very sour note. I dated a girl for just over a year, everything was going really well and it felt like we were totally in love with each other. The last couple of weeks we were together she was behaving very strangely and trying to avoid talking to me. As soon as she broke up with me she started going out with some other guy almost straight away. Turns out that they had been screwing each other for about a month or so and it made me sick to the teeth. Ever since then I've been put off relationships and felt no real urge to jump into one. That would probably change someday when the perfect girl walks into my life but for the time being I'm quite happy and having fun being single.

David and I have an open relationship. You know what he's like with women! :laughing:

:shycouch:

Holy ****, I've never been in a relationship that long, so I don't know how I would handle that. Did the guy know she was in a long term relationship?

It's been three years since my last relationship, and I'm not seeking one.

Oh yeah. I was a consummate cheater myself, because I had commitment issues and thought I'd never get caught. I finally wised up and realized that wasn't a good way to be. Got in a very serious relationship. Like, engaged to be married serious.

She cheated on me with her best male friend, and then told me at one point it was because she couldn't come out to her family. That hurt.

It hurt even more when she married the guy, and for a while, I tried bitterly to think that the joke was on him, but really...he got the girl. I got the moving back in with my family.

Something similar happened to me. There were plenty of red flags which I chose to ignore, like with you, she started to distance herself from me. Her parents split up and she then used that as a smokescreen to say she couldn't be in a relationship with anyone and ended it. I then found a load of messages on her Facebook to her ex, nothing outright sexual but it was very clear she wasn't over him and she'd been trying to get back with him for a while. Took me a long time to get over that, probably about 2 years which is a bit sad (was 21 at the time), she denied everything when I brought it up so I just completely cut her off and everyone we knew, didn't bother losing my temper tbh, after a few months she was bombarding me with texts, letters, emails, phone calls saying she was sorry and how I was actually perfect for her, I didn't reply and I've not spoken to her since, she still messages me now on occasions wanting to know how I am. It was my first serious girlfriend and it broke my heart to be honest. Glad it happened though and am over it now, wish her all the best (don't want to speak to her again though :p:).

I learned a lot from that and what I will and won't accept in a relationship, I reckon I would know straight away pretty much if any girl I was interested in would be the type to cheat. You can just tell.

I've never actually had a boyfriend or felt anything close to love. In a way I think I'm lucky but I sometimes think I'm missing out on alot. It's only really when I'm sad I want a boyfriend :laughing: if I could use someone for cuddles/spooning that'd be great thx. I'm also big spoon.

I do this with my pillow when I go to sleep sometimes and pretend it's a beautiful woman :cool:

Haha I have a Great Dane pup that is great for cuddles and I appreciate them but she can't cuddle me back :(

I have totally done that before. Except, a pretending it's a guy. :D

I've done that before too :laughing:

Weirdos :pimp:

Yay! Has anyone used their hand to pretend they were kissing it?

You're just jealous that you're not as cool as us! :D

Wow, that is one blatant contradiction. :D

:laughing:

I know, I was just testing you.

Dang. You REALLY NEED a man in your life.

I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.

Well, for the sexual stuff yes, but the relationship stuff no. I mean, I'm not rushing to be settled down so to speak. Nor am I doing much single either. I don't know.

Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?

I'd think a leash would be a plus.

Amateur. I've been a hopeless pornhound since I was in the fourth grade.

Bloody hell man, you are a horn dog!

In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.

Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.

I guess you gotta open the jar to get at the honey.

Oh well fair enough then. Nothing wrong with that!

That is true I have to say, but I have flatmates to do that. Still need more reasons hehe.

Smooth Batlord, smooth.

Dial up would have been awesome. I had to make do with my dads old playboys. We're talking Barbi Benton and Bo Derek type playboys, I couldn't even get it up half the time for those hags.

I spent two years in military school. I had to make do with Maxim and FHM. Eventually I got my hands on an old Playboy from the nineties, but that got old after about a week.

HA, so right! I had to use road side porn. Some crunched up mag that someone throw away that you would randomly come across while walking.

Was that part of high school or?

No, it was a private boarding school.

Thats the strange part in real life you can enjoy ****ing the same girl your entire life even on occassion. But when it comes to playboys you can really only rub it out so many times to a playboy and then its onto the interviews.

I know. After two or three times you might as well be wanking it to your sister.

We used to call it recycled porn. I remember it was always the sleaziest crap you could imagine too. Hustler and Swank were two of the worst. I caught my friend red handed one time at his house. I saw some in his room and he had one that had pregnant women in it. It was so vile and disgusting, and I made fun of him for years. He said he never looked at it, but i secretly know he was hand loving to pregnant jugs. Vomits.

Nothin' wrong with the preggers. I never much cared for Jessica Simpson when she was skinny, but when she got pregnant I got all hot and bothered.

Do you find all pregnant women revolting or was it just in that context?

Pregnant women are beautiful imo and their jugs even more so.

I think pregnant women are beautiful but having a porn mag full of them is a bit weird in my opinion.