Lemurs vs Lepers
 

An age old question, Lemurs with femurs vs. Lepers with Peppers.

I'd have to say lepers with peppers because they could just use the pepper juice like strong pepperspray and blind the lemurs, or at least make them cry.

Lemurs don't cry, not my lemurs, I've trained them with the whip!

I bet they cried when you whipped them.

Not enough.

lepers are much more dangerous. they'd give everything leperacy.

That's why the Lemurs have long leg bones(femurs), so they can poke the lepers without getting infected.

What happens when their legs get infected then?

not their leg bones, i'm talking human leg bones....

Huh?