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PhishFood 06-08-2005 08:47 PM

Lemurs vs Lepers
 
An age old question, Lemurs with femurs vs. Lepers with Peppers.

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 08:51 PM

I'd have to say lepers with peppers because they could just use the pepper juice like strong pepperspray and blind the lemurs, or at least make them cry.

PhishFood 06-08-2005 08:55 PM

Lemurs don't cry, not my lemurs, I've trained them with the whip!

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 08:57 PM

I bet they cried when you whipped them.

PhishFood 06-08-2005 08:59 PM

Not enough.

.angie. 06-08-2005 09:05 PM

lepers are much more dangerous. they'd give everything leperacy.

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:07 PM

That's why the Lemurs have long leg bones(femurs), so they can poke the lepers without getting infected.

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 09:08 PM

What happens when their legs get infected then?

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:10 PM

not their leg bones, i'm talking human leg bones....

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 09:11 PM

Huh?

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:15 PM

The Situation is A pack of lemurs with human bones in their little lemur-hands vs a Leper colony with Jalepinõs

.angie. 06-08-2005 09:16 PM

i still say the lepers..

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:21 PM

Their body parts are getting chewed off by rats in the night!

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 09:25 PM

Then they convert the rats to fight for them, against the lemurs.

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:29 PM

but why would rats do that? All they care about is afree meal, which is a leper.

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 09:34 PM

The lepers give the rats their skin in exchange for the rats fighting against the lemurs.

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:36 PM

Damn, you've got me there,but not only do the lemurs have razor sharp teeth, they also speak the language of the rat, Soon the rat wil become the double agent, or their lungs will be ripped out.

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 09:39 PM

The lepers also make the rats sharpen their teeth, in case the lemurs attack them.

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:47 PM

Damb Lepers and their Ability to tell rats to do things?

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 09:49 PM

Is that supposed to be a question?

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:53 PM

Yes, Because Lepers can't talk to Rats! and this is my 100th post so you can't argue with me.

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 09:55 PM

It's the leper's skin that can talk to rats. That's what it does when it's in the rats' mouths.

PhishFood 06-08-2005 09:58 PM

alright we re-tool the situation, they're on an island, with no other animals, there's not enough space for them both to live in peace, who wins the all out battle.

PopIsDead 06-08-2005 10:02 PM

The lepers of course.

PhishFood 06-08-2005 10:03 PM

but..... WHHHHHHYYYYYYY?

PopIsDead 06-09-2005 12:12 PM

Because lepers can infect the lemurs.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 06-09-2005 12:17 PM

Urgh, lemurs with femurs. Do you even have to ask? Jeez , some people...

Imonlydancing 06-09-2005 01:11 PM

Llamas!

Miller Bear 06-09-2005 01:12 PM

id say lemurs with femurs cause they can use the femur for long and short range combat

PhishFood 06-09-2005 08:57 PM

Yes Finally some rational lemur picking people.

.angie. 06-09-2005 10:45 PM

see, if the lepers even like, breathed on the lemurs they'd get sick. god.. think people. :p:

PhishFood 06-10-2005 08:20 AM

the lepers seem to be doing fine enough with leporasy, whos to say the lemurs can't too?

PhishFood 08-29-2005 09:12 AM

leporasy isn't even that bad anyway....

Imonlydancing 08-29-2005 09:20 AM

Llamas. Please?

PhishFood 08-29-2005 09:29 AM

llamas doing sambas?

Imonlydancing 08-29-2005 09:31 AM

That'll do.


I like Llamas. Better.

PhishFood 08-29-2005 09:43 AM

alright then

Imonlydancing 08-29-2005 10:23 AM

yaay.

I vote llamas.

BabyGurl928 08-29-2005 01:16 PM

i voted WHaaaaaaaa? cuz i dont know what the **** that means

HuKitKat 08-29-2005 02:32 PM

llamas doing sambas or
llamas with mamas?


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