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Old 07-16-2013, 01:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Oh yes! I'd have pink toilet paper holder, a toilet seat cover (fluffy of course)
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Old 10-21-2013, 12:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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My dream toilet would be clean. That's all I ask.

I've shat in some terrible places on my travels. I remember when crossing over from Israel into Sinai (Egypt) I needed a s**t really badly. It took a while for the authorities to grant us access but when they finally let us cross I ran to the toilets on the Egyptian side of the border point only to find the bathroom was covered in s**t. There was s**t on the floor, s**t on the walls, s**t on the mirrors, s**t on the doors, in the sinks, it was everywhere, it was disgusting and it stank and it made me wretch just being in there. So I left without s**tting. I could go on but to cut a long story short, for various reasons I didn't get to s**t the whole time we were in the Sinai peninsula and when I got back to Israel (3 days later) I had the most wonderful s**t. It was massive, almost black in colour and incredibly dense, and I've never appreciated a clean toilet as much in my life.
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Old 10-21-2013, 12:49 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Nobody integrating the Blumpkin? It sounds promising, on paper.
first page bro, i indicated the need to a robotic blumpkin giver on my dream toilet
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Old 10-21-2013, 02:37 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2013, 03:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I know, I seriously would love a pink bathroom.
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Old 10-21-2013, 06:15 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Mine would be something like this
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Old 10-21-2013, 06:42 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2013, 06:46 PM   #28 (permalink)
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A bridge over the heads of congress.
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Old 10-21-2013, 06:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
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itd be cool to have a toilet that turned turds into like lemon scented air freshener or something
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Old 10-21-2013, 07:11 PM   #30 (permalink)
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a heated seat is all you need in the great white north.
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