What would your dream toilet consist of?
 

Well :confused:

Anything goes.

Mine would be:

- No bigger than 10ft x 10ft
- Located at the top of a skyscraper with a clear view of the landscape
- Access to lifts
- Dimmer light switches
- Ashtray above the toilet roll
- Pull down shelf kept against the wall next to the toilet so you can pull it down to roll up
- See through glass floor with flat screen monitor under it
- Wifi access to stream football matches to the monitor
- Surround sound stereo system with speakers built into the walls
- Scented candles
- Possibly a fridge to store a beer or two for the football but no food
- Air conditioning for evenings like this

Think that's it.

What about you?

-big screen tv with surround sound
-chew can dispenser offering me a chew as i sit down using robotic arm tha tperfectly places it in my lip then offers me a spitter which is stored inside a compartment in the toilet
-splashes water on my ass then cleans it with a towel that is changed after use
-robotic mouth to give me blumpkins when necessary
-calming music auto play every day after work


all i cna think of right now great topic

Situated where?

I've discussed this with friends and they all said on the wall but it's pointless. Where do you look when dropping the kids off at the pool?

The floor.

i think i want the tv straight ahead so i can put my elbows on my knees and hold my head in my hands.


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-massage hands that come out of the wall behind the toilet and give me a shoulder and back massage while dumping

Interesting but the last thing I want when doing a poo is people touching me.

That it?

Looks very plain.

I already have my dream toilet. It flushes and everything.

No plushies?

Had to look it up. Vaginanimals, interesting.

No one cares about my pink toliet?!

That's a plushie in my GIF

I would want one of those talking toilets, and it would have to be voiced by Pierce Brosnan.

Your pink toilet is the epitome of class, Jess, just like you.
And I love the fact it's reflective too... but a little hard? Would you not have like fluffy cushions on the seat or something?

The ultimate Porta Pottie/Porta Loo...

The New World

Oh yes! I'd have pink toilet paper holder, a toilet seat cover (fluffy of course) and a pink fluffy mat to keep my feet warmer.

Nobody integrating the Blumpkin? It sounds promising, on paper.

My dream toilet? Hmmmm... It would definitely have to have a heated seat, and the plumbing would go directly to the souls of all who have wronged me.

I'm honoured.

My dream toilet would be clean. That's all I ask.

I've shat in some terrible places on my travels. I remember when crossing over from Israel into Sinai (Egypt) I needed a s**t really badly. It took a while for the authorities to grant us access but when they finally let us cross I ran to the toilets on the Egyptian side of the border point only to find the bathroom was covered in s**t. There was s**t on the floor, s**t on the walls, s**t on the mirrors, s**t on the doors, in the sinks, it was everywhere, it was disgusting and it stank and it made me wretch just being in there. So I left without s**tting. I could go on but to cut a long story short, for various reasons I didn't get to s**t the whole time we were in the Sinai peninsula and when I got back to Israel (3 days later) I had the most wonderful s**t. It was massive, almost black in colour and incredibly dense, and I've never appreciated a clean toilet as much in my life.

first page bro, i indicated the need to a robotic blumpkin giver on my dream toilet

it's so beautiful!

I know, I seriously would love a pink bathroom.

Mine would be something like this
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If there's a way to not flush the fish

A bridge over the heads of congress.

itd be cool to have a toilet that turned turds into like lemon scented air freshener or something

a heated seat is all you need in the great white north.

I have my dream toilet. It's in the basement in a warm bathroom where nobody can bother me. The toilet flushes pillows. It's that good. Oh and there is a refrigerator in the bathroom so I can drink a beer while on the pot.

Yeah, but does it have a decent selection of reading material?

I have various Uncle John's bathroom readers and some WeirdNJ magazines (bizarre/oddity mag).

You, sir, know the way to my heart. I love both of those.

My other bathroom has my 500 Greatest Cult Films book. That's honestly my favorite bathroom literature to read.

Mine's all about National Geographic and The Funny Times.

Put some Calvin and Hobbes books in your bathroom and thank me later.

I think there is a tank within the tank. The inner tank looks like it must be used for flushing, the smaller volume for the take would use less water and making it kinda money saver. That's if it doesn't require double flushing which would the same amount of water or even more water making it a less economically sound.

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Antarctica's in the south. BOOM! Gotcha!

- A heated seat, which may be adjustable from 86 F to 104 F

- An ozone deodorant system that can quickly eliminate smells.

- A toilet that stores the times when the toilet is used and have a power-saving mode that warms the toilet seat only during times when the toilet is likely to be used based on historic usage patterns.

- glow in the dark with air conditioning below the rim for hot summer days.

- Intelligent sensors that detect someone standing in front of the toilet and initiate an automatic raising of the lid (if the person is facing away from the toilet) or the lid and seat together (if someone is facing the toilet).

That's all I need.