My retirement plan:

Cabana Boy by day, lounge lizard by night, on some caribbean island. Probably Bermuda.


Bermuda |Welcome to Bermuda | CARIBBEANTRAVEL.COM - YouTube

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I'd prefer mine to be a little more out of the way (especially since a small house over there is probably about as much as a mansion where I live), but Bermuda is also not in the tropics, and hence, no tropical heat. I love the idea of a tropical island, but I'm fat and I sweat like a beer bottle. Are you actually serious BTW, or just kinda joking? Cause I was honestly serious with mine.

I am quite serious. It's been my dream for a long time now. I've never been anywhere even remotely tropical, except for the California coast when I was a teenager. Even my daughter has been to Hawaii with her grandmother while I stayed back home since I had to work.

I'm a sun and water kind of person, but I'm landlocked. Lake Michigan is hardly a replacement for blue waters, white sands, and palm trees.

We should go in on a house so we can spend as much money as possible on booze and surf boards. Not to mention two can find a way to scam rich, dumb vacationers out of their hard-earned money far better than one.

My dream is to impact someone with my music, that's all I really care about for now. A nice piece of property in Northern California wouldn't be bad though.

I do have a friend that has a house in Jamaica. It's pretty much just a mud hut built by some of the locals for him since he spends 1/3 of every year there, but from the stories he tells me, it can be a bit dangerous over there.

This comes to mind:


Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - trailer - YouTube

Yeah, I could do that, but I'd sleep on my back everynight for fear of you getting drunk. We all know what happens when the Batlord gets his drunk on.

For what it's worth, I was Googling about finding a way to live on a tropical island without actually doing much of anything, and I found this. :laughing:

Well, thats one mans aproach. I plan on getting a steady gig playing Wes Montgomery type stuff during the evening hours, and spend my days serving rich old ladies. Hopefully I won't have to take one for the team too often.


Cabana Chat with Dixie Wetsworth - Dance of the Pool Boy (MADtv) - YouTube

What the hell does a cabana boy even do? You know, besides dance half-naked for creepy SNL cougars.

It sounds like something I could get into:

Cabana boy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia