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Old 08-22-2013, 03:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So how many of you miscreants carry knives? Or perhaps even collect them? Do you go camping/hiking with them? Do you cook with them in your kitchen...? Ill start ****birds.



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Don't carry one. I think the law here is anything over 2 inches is illegal and the knife can't lock into place. You are fhucked if you're caught with an illegal knife here.

Pointless anyway, most people won't use one and if it's on you and you're attacked it can be used against you.

Plus I'm hard as nails anyway.
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Pointless anyway, most people won't use one and if it's on you and you're attacked it can be used against you.

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brb knife as tool
brb opening packages
brb splinter
brb breaking down boxes
brb eating
brb fishing
brb camping
brb shtf
brb cut seatbelt
brb 10 million other non combat related reasons
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brb knife as tool
brb opening packages
brb splinter
brb breaking down boxes
brb eating
brb fishing
brb camping
brb shtf
brb cut seatbelt
brb 10 million other non combat related reasons
brb brb
I use one for fishing. One time I went with my brothers who are really into fishing and my one brother had a 100 pound tackled box (either UK or US pounds... it's a hyperbole so it works either way). All I brought with was a little stainless steel no bigger than my thumb. I found a stick, then I borrowed some line, hook, and grub. I caught a fish withing seconds, while my brother with his expensive St Croix fishing rod didn't catch a thing all day. So yeah they come in incredibly handy for fishing, absolutely.
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I use one for fishing. One time I went with my brothers who are really into fishing and my one brother had a 100 pound tackled box (either UK or US pounds... it's a hyperbole so it works either way). All I brought with was a little stainless steel no bigger than my thumb. I found a stick, then I borrowed some line, hook, and grub. I caught a fish withing seconds, while my brother with his expensive St Croix fishing rod didn't catch a thing all day. So yeah they come in incredibly handy for fishing, absolutely.
Please tell more about catching fish with a stick and line? Where were you, and how did you accomplish this, sounds baller.
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You said do I carry a knife. Going fishing isn't carrying a knife, it's going fishing.

And you've got a knuckle duster there, lol at non combat.
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You said do I carry a knife. Going fishing isn't carrying a knife, it's going fishing.

And you've got a knuckle duster there, lol at non combat.
Lol at the fact I was referring to the statement you said about not needing to protect yourself so no need for a knife. I was making a point (quite obvious one) that knives have many uses beyond stabbing people. And lol at the fact that I collect knives so what does that have to do with anything...
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Lol at the fact I was referring to the statement you said about not needing to protect yourself so no need for a knife. I was making a point (quite obvious one) that knives have many uses beyond stabbing people. And lol at the fact that I collect knives so what does that have to do with anything...
I said it was pointless carrying one in a public place, can't just take bits of my post and twist it m8.

If you ask someone if they carry a knife I reckon most people would assume in your pocket when you're walking down the street or whatever.

There is no need for me to carry a knife in my pocket in a public place. That's what I said, not that knives have no uses.

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I said it was pointless carrying one in a public place, can't just take bits of my post and twist it m8.

If you ask someone if they carry a knife I reckon most people would assume in your pocket when you're walking down the street or whatever.

There is no need for me to carry a knife in my pocket in a public place. That's what I said, not that knives have no uses.

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Perhaps that is because of the knife laws being so strict where you are. (Which I think is utterly absurd) In America so many people carry knives that whipping one out evenin a public place usually is fine, as long as it isnt some 7 inch ww2 knife or machete. I couldnt imagine not having some kind of cutting tool with me. If I really cant have a pocket knife then I at least always have a Swiss Army Knife on my keychain that has tweezers toothpic file and small knife. I use it soooo much.
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Brass knuckles are knives?
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