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Dr_Rez 09-18-2013 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1367355)
escorts are more expensive tho


go cheap



-drive downtown at night
-pick up hooker
-pay her $20
-get blowjob
-feel weird
-kill hooker
-turn off gta
-go downtonw
-pay $20 to hooker
-get blowjob
-go home
jakes on you for not killing the real hooker. good luck with your running for office goals of 2013

butthead aka 216 09-18-2013 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1367361)
No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.
that sounds so damn lame i cant even convey with words how pathetic that is

The Batlord 09-18-2013 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1367361)
No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.
Don't get me wrong, I'd dig that with a real girlfriend, but with a hooker it would just feel fake as hell. Cause, you know, it would be fake as hell. I would just be assuming that she was thinking about murdering me in my sleep when I inevitably dropped a Star Wars reference.

zombie kid 09-18-2013 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1367363)
that sounds so damn lame i cant even convey with words how pathetic that is
You don't like making out with girls or any of that? You're missing out. Also how did this conversation go from building muscles at the gym to picking up hookers? lol

djchameleon 09-18-2013 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1367367)
Don't get me wrong, I'd dig that with a real girlfriend, but with a hooker it would just feel fake as hell. Cause, you know, it would be fake as hell. I would just be assuming that she was thinking about murdering me in my sleep when I inevitably dropped a Star Wars reference.
You don't think your real girlfriend would think about murdering you in your sleep because you drop way too many Star Wars references?

The Batlord 09-18-2013 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1367368)
You don't like making out with girls or any of that? You're missing out. Also how did this conversation go from building muscles at the gym to picking up hookers? lol
Well, if you have big muscles then it's assumed that you can pick up more hookers. Or maybe just a really fat one.

butthead aka 216 09-18-2013 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1367368)
You don't like making out with girls or any of that? You're missing out. Also how did this conversation go from building muscles at the gym to picking up hookers? lol
listen i love cuddling and makin out and spoonin with the tip of my cock pressed against her butthole as much as the next guy but i meant about hiring someone for that experience bein lame/pahtetic

The Batlord 09-18-2013 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1367372)
You don't think your real girlfriend would think about murdering you in your sleep because you drop way too many Star Wars references?
Yes but she'd be obliged to listen to me because she was trapped by irrational feelings of affection towards me and I would be happy rather than self conscious to exploit that weakness to the fullest extent.

Dr_Rez 09-18-2013 05:23 PM
Woo now I never said I like talking to them, jesus christ, im not that gay.

zombie kid 09-18-2013 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1367373)
Well, if you have big muscles then it's assumed that you can pick up more hookers. Or maybe just a really fat one.
If she weighs more than I can bench then I probably can't pick her up lol.

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1367374)
listen i love cuddling and makin out and spoonin with the tip of my cock pressed against her butthole as much as the next guy but i meant about hiring someone for that experience bein lame/pahtetic
lmao. And yeah it would be so forced that you wouldn't enjoy it at all.


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