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Dr_Rez 09-17-2013 03:32 PM

Men vs Women Getting Asthetically Pleasing
 
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butthead aka 216 09-17-2013 04:01 PM

truth



status of jimmies - slightly rustled, potential for max rustling

Dr_Rez 09-17-2013 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1367017)
truth



status of jimmies - slightly rustled, potential for max rustling

Once I started lifting regularly I definitely have higher standards for girls. This girl I was chillin with is super hot but I was holding her and kept feeling dem jiggly arms and jiggly shoulders thinking man if only she would do some triceps pulldowns and maybe a deadlift or two.

She also thought it was weird when I complemented her insanely well developed calves. They were ****ing boss though, I was impressed, they had all kinds of striations, beautiful beautiful calves.

Mondo Bungle 09-17-2013 04:34 PM

Nice clearly visible ribs. Eventually men will end up being attracted to sticks.

The Batlord 09-17-2013 04:55 PM

I don't know what you're talking about. I eat like a pig and sit on my ass for twenty-five hours a day and I'm sexy as ****.

Neapolitan 09-17-2013 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1367033)
Nice clearly visible ribs. Eventually men will end up being attracted to sticks.

No, not really. The blonde in the bikini can gain like 10, 20 or more pounds and still look good. I bet even that some guys would think she is just as hot with the extra weight on her, because you know some guys are more into a shapely figure. So she has something like 25% margin of error. That dude hasn't any room for error, if he gains ten pounds he looses his six pack and loose all those years he spent doing his 5 minute abs and Bowflex work-out.

Dr_Rez 09-17-2013 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1367048)
No, not really. The blonde in the bikini can gain like 10, 20 or more pounds and still look good. I bet even that some guys would think she is just as hot with the extra weight on her, because you know some guys are more into a shapely figure. So she has something like 25% margin of error. That dude hasn't any room for error, if he gains ten pounds he looses his six pack and loose all those years he spent doing his 5 minute abs and Bowflex work-out.

Total Gym you mean. That is the secret.

The Batlord 09-17-2013 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1367048)
No, not really. The blonde in the bikini can gain like 10, 20 or more pounds and still look good. I bet even that some guys would think she is just as hot with the extra weight on her, because you know some guys are more into a shapely figure. So she has something like 25% margin of error. That dude hasn't any room for error, if he gains ten pounds he looses his six pack and loose all those years he spent doing his 5 minute abs and Bowflex work-out.

I think Mondo was being sarcastic.

Scarlett O'Hara 09-17-2013 06:23 PM

I've been lucky to always have been pretty skinny, and with no effort other than eating white chocolate I gained some smashing tits, a small waist and curves. The only thing I've never had is a complete flat stomach. It would take me getting fit and doing crunches everyday to achieve it. Not eating is the quickest way to lose weight but it doesn't mean you can maintain it.

I've seen pics Rezz, your a good looking guy, I can definitely appreciate your efforts. I want to see some topless photos fellas, momma needs some masturbation material.

Dayvan Cowboy 09-17-2013 06:26 PM

i don't eat much and i'm still a fatty :'(

Scarlett O'Hara 09-17-2013 06:28 PM

Wtf. I've seen tons of photos of you. I think you're imagining things.

Dayvan Cowboy 09-17-2013 06:31 PM

i wear size 7 pants :'(
EDIT: should mention that I'm only 5'0"

Dr_Rez 09-17-2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1367083)
I've been lucky to always have been pretty skinny, and with no effort other than eating white chocolate I gained some smashing tits, a small waist and curves. The only thing I've never had is a complete flat stomach. It would take me getting fit and doing crunches everyday to achieve it. Not eating is the quickest way to lose weight but it doesn't mean you can maintain it.

I've seen pics Rezz, your a good looking guy, I can definitely appreciate your efforts. I want to see some topless photos fellas, momma needs some masturbation material.

u want sum fuk?

Scarlett O'Hara 09-17-2013 06:34 PM

Boys like booty, just sayin'.

Scarlett O'Hara 09-17-2013 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1367094)
u want sum fuk?

Oh hell yes, I'll make you work your doctorate. ;)

Dr_Rez 09-17-2013 06:37 PM

Here you go Vanilla.

http://style.mtv.com/wp-content/uplo...d-g-models.jpg
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brb deleting history.

Scarlett O'Hara 09-17-2013 07:04 PM

:rofl:

:love:

I have a crush on Matt Damon, he is so sexy in the Bourne trilogy. I also love facial hair on men. That to me is aesthetically pleasing.

butthead aka 216 09-17-2013 11:09 PM

its easier for girls to be attractive or at least bangable, no question


pic of chest for vanilla


http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/moobs.jpg

Neapolitan 09-17-2013 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1367154)
its easier for girls to be attractive or at least bangable, no question


pic of chest for vanilla


http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/moobs.jpg

:pssst:... you should post pictures of yourself in the Member Picture Gallery.

Janszoon 09-18-2013 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1367103)
I have a crush on Matt Damon, he is so sexy in the Bourne trilogy.

You know that's a picture of Mark Wahlberg right?

Surell 09-18-2013 12:41 AM

everyone from Mass. looks the same.

Janszoon 09-18-2013 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Surell (Post 1367170)
everyone from Mass. looks the same.

Are you saying I look like Mark Wahlberg?

Thanks! :o:

djchameleon 09-18-2013 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1367169)
You know that's a picture of Mark Wahlberg right?

Her comment doesn't have to be related to the pics posted plus she said she loves guys with facial hair so even if she was talking about the pics. She'd be talking about the guy from True Blood and not Marky Mark

Dr_Rez 09-18-2013 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1367169)
You know that's a picture of Mark Wahlberg right?

The one I posted? Seriously???

Burning Down 09-18-2013 08:30 AM

Women have a higher ratio of body fat to muscle than men, and it's harder for women to build muscle. So men spend hours at the gym pumping iron, but it probably takes an equal amount of time for a woman to lose the extra pounds.

Dr_Rez 09-18-2013 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1367205)
Women have a higher ratio of body fat to muscle than men, and it's harder for women to build muscle. So men spend hours at the gym pumping iron, but it probably takes an equal amount of time for a woman to lose the extra pounds.

Dont forget the female body is designed to keep fat on for reproduction purposes.

Burning Down 09-18-2013 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1367211)
Dont forget the female body is designed to keep fat on for reproduction purposes.

Yes I know. The body fat to muscle mass distinction between the sexes also goes back to when humans were living in hunter-gatherer societies - men were the ones who chased down the food and would have to be strong enough to run for many, many miles. So in a woman's primitive mind (or "lizard brain"), a man who looks like he can run for miles and lift hunted animals for food is attractive. Just like in a man's primitive mind, a woman who is curvy or "plump" (for lack of a better term) - and NOT a twig - is a good candidate for mating and breeding purposes. The primitive brain still plays a huge role in what kind of people you are attracted to, mostly for reproductive reasons (i.e. who will pass on the best genes to my offspring so they can survive).

Trollheart 09-18-2013 09:31 AM

Then you have girls like Vanilla who will never have to do any work but will remain gorgeous sexy and attractive well into her sixties or seventies. (If I catch the person making throwing-up noises, well, there's just gonna be some pain, is all I can say!)

As for me, I'm skinny as a rake but in no way attractive. Nine stone all my life, skinny arms and legs, bockety teeth and glasses, receding hairline and all the sexual attraction of an alsatian after a headswap operation. Sure what woman could resist me? ;)

Dr_Rez 09-18-2013 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1367227)

As for me, I'm skinny as a rake but in no way attractive. Nine stone all my life, skinny arms and legs

That is all changed with a little work mate. In 6months to a year you could make your body entirely different. I used to be 6'1" at 135. I am now 195 and in way better shape which happened in about 2 years. Never too late to start my main man Trolldaddio.

Cuthbert 09-18-2013 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1367205)
Women have a higher ratio of body fat to muscle than men, and it's harder for women to build muscle. So men spend hours at the gym pumping iron, but it probably takes an equal amount of time for a woman to lose the extra pounds.

Building muscle is a very slow process though and you need some knowledge of how it works and how to build a routine plus a decent understanding of nutrition. Fat is only difficult to lose when you're sub 10% ish as the body starts to cling to the little it's got left. If someone is already obese it's pretty quick and very easy, you'll probably drop a stone without even exercising just making simple changes in your lifestyle

It's very difficult and time consuming to get sub 10% and be built like the guy in the OP.

The reason why people and in particular women (not even sexist just telling the truth tbh) struggle is because they constantly try to shortcut the whole thing and drop 5 dress sizes in 30 seconds, lose 20 stone by eating cake, chocolate and burgers 6 times a day etc... and also thinking that fat is the enemy, plus the whole 'toned' thing. I blame the media/magazines.

Trollheart 09-18-2013 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1367228)
That is all changed with a little work mate. In 6months to a year you could make your body entirely different. I used to be 6'1" at 135. I am now 195 and in way better shape which happened in about 2 years. Never too late to start my main man Trolldaddio.

Thanks man. Sorry, did I mention I'm lazy? I'm lazy. Teamster lazy.
Sides, I couldn't get away from the house often enough to make it a reality.
And I'm lazy.
Meh, I'm fifty and alone: what ya gonna do? But I do have a plan: I'm gonna die alone! :rofl:

zombie kid 09-18-2013 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1367228)
That is all changed with a little work mate. In 6months to a year you could make your body entirely different. I used to be 6'1" at 135. I am now 195 and in way better shape which happened in about 2 years. Never too late to start my main man Trolldaddio.

Yeah so true. I'm 6'3" and 200 right now and it's all muscle, and like 4 years ago I was 170 and skinny. I just started working on my body and in two years I was basically where I am now, doing a regular routine of lifting, crunches and floor exercises, running, swimming, and other cardio stuff.

You could do weights for like an hour once or twice a week and still see a difference. It doesn't take that long.

The Batlord 09-18-2013 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1367260)
Thanks man. Sorry, did I mention I'm lazy? I'm lazy. Teamster lazy.
Sides, I couldn't get away from the house often enough to make it a reality.
And I'm lazy.
Meh, I'm fifty and alone: what ya gonna do? But I do have a plan: I'm gonna die alone! :rofl:

There's always hookers. I'm half serious by the way. If I had the money and didn't live with my mommy then I'd have half a mind to get a semi-reputable hooker who I could be reasonably sure wouldn't give me crabs. Romance isn't my thing, and neither are human relationships so it sounds like a good way to get sex without a bunch of crap I don't have any business getting myself into in the first place.

djchameleon 09-18-2013 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1367330)
There's always hookers. I'm half serious by the way. If I had the money and didn't live with my mommy then I'd have half a mind to get a semi-reputable hooker who I could be reasonably sure wouldn't give me crabs. Romance isn't my thing, and neither are human relationships so it sounds like a good way to get sex without a bunch of crap I don't have any business getting myself into in the first place.

You don't want hookers then. You want to look into Escorts that offer GFE.

Hookers are pretty much street walkers and you are likely to catch something even with two condoms on.

Trollheart 09-18-2013 04:49 PM

Yeah but you're forgetting he has the Light of True Metal inside him! That'll destroy any STDs that come within a hundred years of his weapon.... :rofl:

The Batlord 09-18-2013 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1367346)
You don't want hookers then. You want to look into Escorts that offer GFE.

Hookers are pretty much street walkers and you are likely to catch something even with two condoms on.

I don't even know about the GFE. I'd just feel weird pretending some chick who was there to **** me for money was there for anything other than to **** me for money. Just get on your knees and earn your paycheck. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...on_twisted.gif

djchameleon 09-18-2013 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1367352)
I don't even know about the GFE. I'd just feel weird pretending some chick who was there to **** me for money was there for anything other than to **** me for money. Just get on your knees and earn your paycheck. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...on_twisted.gif

You don't have to ask her for GFE but if she offers it. She's more likely to be cleaner than others that don't that's the only reason I mentioned it.

butthead aka 216 09-18-2013 04:54 PM

escorts are more expensive tho


go cheap



-drive downtown at night
-pick up hooker
-pay her $20
-get blowjob
-feel weird
-kill hooker
-turn off gta
-go downtonw
-pay $20 to hooker
-get blowjob
-go home

The Batlord 09-18-2013 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1367353)
You don't have to ask her for GFE but if she offers it. She's more likely to be cleaner than others that don't that's the only reason I mentioned it.

Honestly I've never even been sure what the girlfriend experience was. Does she act like it's a date, or just pretend it's the biggest she's ever seen?

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1367355)
escorts are more expensive tho


go cheap



-drive downtown at night
-pick up hooker
-pay her $20
-get blowjob
-feel weird
-kill hooker
-turn off gta
-go downtonw
-pay $20 to hooker
-get blowjob
-go home

:laughing:

djchameleon 09-18-2013 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1367358)
Honestly I've never even been sure what the girlfriend experience was. Does she act like it's a date, or just pretend it's the biggest she's ever seen?

No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.


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