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Old 10-19-2013, 01:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I was kidnapped by the Ku Klux Klan when I was twelve. They duck taped a funnel to my mouth and forced me to drink moonshine for three months before I killed four of them with a Confederate flag while making my escape. Been an alcoholic ever since.

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