Freebase Dali

Garlic presses. I will never understand them. I tried one, and it just mushed my garlic horribly, then I had to spend all this time just picking out the smashed garlic. It's far easier to just chop the ****. If you gotta smash it, turn the f*cking knife sideways and press down.

Wow. SUCH AMAZING. How do this?

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Dr_Rez

What the **** a garlic press? I have never seen this retard invention.

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Freebase Dali

I had one given to me for Christmas.
I threw it away approximately 45 seconds after its first use/useless.

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Engine

They're also impossible to thoroughly clean and they take up more space in a drawer than a wine key. Ridiculous but points for looking like a medieval torture device.

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Freebase Dali

Agreed. I can tell such a device would have been a staple in the ballsack torturing business back in the stone walls days. Although I always thought they were inventive back then for no reason at all.
I visited this very old castle in Germany once that had a lot of the original torture items from the dungeon, and a lot of it seemed asinine.

It's like, why use this fancy crushing thing when all you need to do is go outside, get a rock and start swinging it?

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Neapolitan

It also comes in tubes, or finely chopped in jars. I tried a Microplane, but that seem like more work and it took some skin off the tip of my finger while grating it.

The only reason a wine key takes up more space than is because you don't time for wine, you're too busy drinking vodka with cucumbers and lime Gatorade.

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Freebase Dali

I never liked the jars of minced garlic. It's never the right flavor in my opinion. Always off. Garlic is too easy to mince fresh to be using other approaches.

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