Post stories about getting caught masturbating!

Dr_Rez · 10-30-2013, 09:36 PM

I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.

Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.

As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.

Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning.

So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible, even.
It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence.
My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. I'm not lying if I admit that, then as now, I just wanted to die due to the huge embarrassment that followed.

About a day has passed since the incident, and she hasn't spoke a word to me yet. She hasn't made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.

And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

Key · 10-30-2013, 10:01 PM

Rez walked in on me, and than his story happened.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-30-2013, 10:23 PM

Was 15 I think just home from school so you know the drill. Was starin at chelsea smiths orange thong on geography so had to rush home for my pam handerson date before mom got home. Start workin up a half chub and feel adventurous so go to the bsthroom for a shower jerk. Slappin the salami and see a guy stsrin thru the window. No clue how long he'd been there do I hide behindbthe curtain. But I'm like **** it nobody will know. But then again I'm not gay but it feels risky snd turns me on. Bestin the monkey and see him starin me down like I'm a tbone steak. Hes good looking in a way id never seen in a man. Kinda rough and macho but eyed like dismonds piercing thru whatever homophobia I once held. I get in the zone and lose track of time. All a sudden I'm ****in loads like a yogurt filled sprinkler. Finally come to my senses anb reslize what id done. Look up and the man cant be seen so I use a towel to wipe the mirror clesn from steam and see my reflection stsrin back at me

Dr_Rez · 10-30-2013, 10:25 PM

no homo?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-31-2013, 12:00 AM

If anyone wants to catch me masturbating it can be arranged.

ladyislingering · 10-31-2013, 12:10 AM

I knew this really creepy dude years ago that wrote me a note asking for a date. He was like 15 years older than me, fat, balding, and ugly as hell. He was such a disgusting creep. They caught him masturbating in the men's room one afternoon (though everyone knew he did it almost daily) and he was fired.

djchameleon · 10-31-2013, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

If anyone wants to catch me masturbating it can be arranged.

have your people call my people.

meh, I don't have any long interesting stories. Got caught by my mother once at 17.

I had a video tape playing on the living room tv.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-31-2013, 05:36 AM

Never been caught, did catch my mate once though. We used to smoke weed in the car in his garage when we were kids. One time we were both mashed, was one of them where you sort of mong out and can't be arsed to even talk, after half hour or so I heard this rhythmic tapping & looked up to see him with him hand down his pants tossing himself off.

Asked him what the **** he was playing at and he jumped up and looked mortified. Must have forgotten I was there.

His excuse: 'Solids makes you horny, man'.

FRED HALE SR. · 10-31-2013, 08:22 AM

It was a spring morning. I had just got back from a really long road trip. Balls were sweaty and stuck to my legs. I found my favorite National Geographic. I found the hottest African woman with huge double d's. I apparently was mesmerized by huge sloppy cans back in the day. As I built to that fevery pitch and furiously rope a doped my love pump, I heard the front door. I was in the bathroom and couldn't stop, no way was I going full blue balls. I grabbed some toilet paper and kept flogging my man pipe. In an instant the door pops open and i've got *** all over my hands and a wad in the toilet paper. I could hear footsteps walk away as I enjoyed the throes of another great session, and a faint whisper of really Mike National Geographic. Yes National Geographic.

The Batlord · 10-31-2013, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

If anyone wants to catch me masturbating it can be arranged.

Wait, so are you saying you didn't know I was in the bushes? Well then that just makes me a creepy fuck doesn't it?

10-30-2013, 09:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	Post stories about getting caught masturbating! I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in. Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then. As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand. Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning. So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible, even. It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence. My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. I'm not lying if I admit that, then as now, I just wanted to die due to the huge embarrassment that followed. About a day has passed since the incident, and she hasn't spoke a word to me yet. She hasn't made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me. And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

10-30-2013, 10:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	no homo? __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

10-31-2013, 12:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	If anyone wants to catch me masturbating it can be arranged. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

10-31-2013, 12:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	I knew this really creepy dude years ago that wrote me a note asking for a date. He was like 15 years older than me, fat, balding, and ugly as hell. He was such a disgusting creep. They caught him masturbating in the men's room one afternoon (though everyone knew he did it almost daily) and he was fired. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

10-30-2013, 10:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Rez walked in on me, and than his story happened.

10-30-2013, 10:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	Was 15 I think just home from school so you know the drill. Was starin at chelsea smiths orange thong on geography so had to rush home for my pam handerson date before mom got home. Start workin up a half chub and feel adventurous so go to the bsthroom for a shower jerk. Slappin the salami and see a guy stsrin thru the window. No clue how long he'd been there do I hide behindbthe curtain. But I'm like ** it nobody will know. But then again I'm not gay but it feels risky snd turns me on. Bestin the monkey and see him starin me down like I'm a tbone steak. Hes good looking in a way id never seen in a man. Kinda rough and macho but eyed like dismonds piercing thru whatever homophobia I once held. I get in the zone and lose track of time. All a sudden I'm **in loads like a yogurt filled sprinkler. Finally come to my senses anb reslize what id done. Look up and the man cant be seen so I use a towel to wipe the mirror clesn from steam and see my reflection stsrin back at me

10-31-2013, 05:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Never been caught, did catch my mate once though. We used to smoke weed in the car in his garage when we were kids. One time we were both mashed, was one of them where you sort of mong out and can't be arsed to even talk, after half hour or so I heard this rhythmic tapping & looked up to see him with him hand down his pants tossing himself off. Asked him what the **** he was playing at and he jumped up and looked mortified. Must have forgotten I was there. His excuse: 'Solids makes you horny, man'.

10-31-2013, 08:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
FRED HALE SR. Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: So-Cal Posts: 3,752	It was a spring morning. I had just got back from a really long road trip. Balls were sweaty and stuck to my legs. I found my favorite National Geographic. I found the hottest African woman with huge double d's. I apparently was mesmerized by huge sloppy cans back in the day. As I built to that fevery pitch and furiously rope a doped my love pump, I heard the front door. I was in the bathroom and couldn't stop, no way was I going full blue balls. I grabbed some toilet paper and kept flogging my man pipe. In an instant the door pops open and i've got *** all over my hands and a wad in the toilet paper. I could hear footsteps walk away as I enjoyed the throes of another great session, and a faint whisper of really Mike National Geographic. Yes National Geographic.