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Scarlett O'Hara 11-13-2013 08:35 PM

Just For The Lols
 
I can't believe this even exists. Does anyone else know of strange body modifications?

http://i.imgur.com/v9QfB1H.jpg

Taxman 11-13-2013 10:39 PM

What is this?? Seems pretty strange for me

Paedantic Basterd 11-13-2013 10:55 PM

That can't be anything other than photoshop.

Key 11-13-2013 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1384256)
I can't believe this even exists. Does anyone else know of strange body modifications?

http://i.imgur.com/v9QfB1H.jpg

The picture on the bottom seems rather odd to me since you can see where the teeth meet but where the lips meet is too far up. Unless i'm confused about how a mouth looks on the inside with the lips closed.

Paul Smeenus 11-13-2013 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1384280)
The picture on the bottom seems rather odd to me since you can see where the teeth meet but where the lips meet is too far up. Unless i'm confused about how a mouth looks on the inside with the lips closed.


It's like the refrigerator light

Scarlett O'Hara 11-13-2013 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1384280)
The picture on the bottom seems rather odd to me since you can see where the teeth meet but where the lips meet is too far up. Unless i'm confused about how a mouth looks on the inside with the lips closed.

Yeah it does look too far up, Pedestrian might be right.

djchameleon 11-13-2013 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1384280)
The picture on the bottom seems rather odd to me since you can see where the teeth meet but where the lips meet is too far up. Unless i'm confused about how a mouth looks on the inside with the lips closed.

the ring pushes the skin up though. it might seem too far up but it's slight up because of the body mod.

idk it does seem a bit extreme but I'll ask my tattoo artist next time I see him.

Key 11-14-2013 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1384283)
the ring pushes the skin up though. it might seem too far up but it's slight up because of the body mod.

idk it does seem a bit extreme but I'll ask my tattoo artist next time I see him.

Thing is though, the top picture is in the same area but you see the bottom part of the bottom row of the teeth.

djchameleon 11-14-2013 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1384287)
Thing is though, the top picture is in the same area but you see the bottom part of the bottom row of the teeth.

their head/jawline are different though.

Key 11-14-2013 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1384288)
their head/jawline are different though.

That is probably the case. Still looks very strange though as i'm assuming it'd be very difficult to eat regularly with a piercing like that. Not to mention the amount of drool that'd fall out of the holes.

djchameleon 11-14-2013 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1384289)
That is probably the case. Still looks very strange though as i'm assuming it'd be very difficult to eat regularly with a piercing like that. Not to mention the amount of drool that'd fall out of the holes.

It's a clear plastic gauge though. It has a cover so the drool isn't falling out.

I saw one earlier when I went to google and see if this was a real thing.

Key 11-14-2013 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1384292)
It's a clear plastic gauge though. It has a cover so the drool isn't falling out.

I saw one earlier when I went to google and see if this was a real thing.

Upon closer inspection, you are correct. I can see a bit of light reflection on the top picture and it shows the edges of plastic.

Neapolitan 11-14-2013 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1384287)
Thing is though, the top picture is in the same area but you see the bottom part of the bottom row of the teeth.

She pushing her bottom lip up, as if she was grimacing.

What I don't understand is how can they drink anything without it spill out of the hole. Unless they put a straw thru the hole and sip it? Just imagine that guy getting up early forgetting he has an open portal below his bottom lip and drinks coffee, only to have scalding hot coffee pour all over his pants burning privates. I wonder if they French kiss through that? I hope the guy doesn't rub snuff that would be sick to see. I tell you what know what would be cool if they can open beer bottle with it, down the suds thru the hole and spit out the bottle cap when their done.

FETCHER. 11-14-2013 06:57 AM

They are real, I used to be part of body modifications forum and they were quite popular amoungst members. It's just a regular lip piercing being stretched like an ear lobe.


Have no idea what it does for eating but it repulses me either way.

Burning Down 11-14-2013 07:38 AM

The lip stretching is still done in some African and South American tribes. Lip plates.

Sansa Stark 11-14-2013 09:30 AM

I can't imagine how that makes food taste or how they smell. Stretched anything has to be cleaned like constantly, I used to have my ears stretched and that was enough for me

Mr. Charlie 11-14-2013 12:02 PM

Don't like 'em but it ain't on my chin so to each their own.

I did once tie a kg weight to my willy to stretch it out. Didn't work, and made me walk funny. Bit like an orangutan.

The Batlord 11-14-2013 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1384325)
She pushing her bottom lip up, as if she was grimacing.

What I don't understand is how can they drink anything without it spill out of the hole. Unless they put a straw thru the hole and sip it? Just imagine that guy getting up early forgetting he has an open portal below his bottom lip and drinks coffee, only to have scalding hot coffee pour all over his pants burning privates. I wonder if they French kiss through that? I hope the guy doesn't rub snuff that would be sick to see. I tell you what know what would be cool if they can open beer bottle with it, down the suds thru the hole and spit out the bottle cap when their done.

Oh god, dude, stop talking. I ****ing hate you.


http://global3.memecdn.com/gross_o_523989.jpg

Sansa Stark 11-14-2013 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1384400)
I did once tie a kg weight to my willy to stretch it out. Didn't work, and made me walk funny. Bit like an orangutan.

lol i'm done with this thread

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/...ps057d5220.gif

butthead aka 216 11-14-2013 04:07 PM

Like I needed more ppl to think are losers


Looks dumb as hell

FRED HALE SR. 11-14-2013 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1384476)
Like I needed more ppl to think are losers


Looks dumb as hell

Reminds me of people who get scarification. I remember on a show watching a guy that wanted to have a shotgun wound. He literally let someone fire buckshot into his upper anatomy with a skilled emergency med in waiting. Dude was screaming like a little baby and acted surprised that getting shot would be painful. I loathe the human race at times. :soapbox:

Mr. Charlie 11-14-2013 09:19 PM

Why did he want a shotgun wound? I don't get it.

Taxman 11-16-2013 08:20 AM

Some people have no brains so that's what happens then.

Lisnaholic 11-17-2013 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1384589)
Why did he want a shotgun wound? I don't get it.

^ Perhaps he was inspired by the bullet hole transfers that they used to give away at gas stations:-

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/media/ca...image_7170.jpg


I also don´t get the idea of the lip hole; who wants to see what you´re eating, or if you´ve brushed your teeth ? You might as well put a window in your butt ....*immediately checks google*

Scarlett O'Hara 11-18-2013 12:22 AM

Today I saw a guy who had holes in his ear so big you could put your fist into it. I don't understand what compels someone to do that?

Sansa Stark 11-18-2013 12:28 AM

Because they like it and don't care about your opinion of what they do with their own body???

Burning Down 11-18-2013 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1385571)
Today I saw a guy who had holes in his ear so big you could put your fist into it. I don't understand what compels someone to do that?

Because they want to.

GuD 11-18-2013 12:31 AM

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Today I saw a guy who had holes in his ear so big you could put your fist into it. I don't understand what compels someone to do that?
I see stuff like that all the time and I don't get it either. What's worse is when you see someone who has the huge guages and then takes them out... they have these just flappy little strings at the bottom of their ears. ****ing gross, dude. And for what? A fashion statement no one is gonna give a **** about in 5 years? Smaller plugs are cool though.

Pretty sure most people have seen this before but if not, checkit:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...oIkciwolqyL973

I guess in, uh, "certain situations", this could kinda... spice things up in a way... but still, eek. I've got nothing against facial piercings really but this is too much for me.

butthead aka 216 11-18-2013 12:37 AM

lol everytime i see one of these tards i get a vision in my head of some employer somewhere shreddin a job application

GuD 11-18-2013 12:41 AM

I think it's ridiculous that people are turned away for how they present themselves. There are very few jobs where how you look has an impact on your ability to actually do the work involved. If someone wants to get a face tattoo and work at a law firm, why shouldn't they be able to?

butthead aka 216 11-18-2013 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1385577)
I think it's ridiculous that people are turned away for how they present themselves. There are very few jobs where how you look has an impact on your ability to actually do the work involved. If someone wants to get a face tattoo and work at a law firm, why shouldn't they be able to?

at one time i did get what you were sayin but ive changed my mind over time. its just the reality of life: it matters how you present yourself. and eccentric actions like crazy dyed hair or mohawks or face tats is a sign to someone that your tastes and mindset are different than theirs. its a sign ya make bad choices. and in most jobs its about profit and if they think your looks or whatever is gonna affect that then i dont see how anyone would think its not reasonable to not hire someone with face tats/dyed hair/gauges etc


and of course theres a lot of niche jobs they can have. they could be a 'suicide girl' lmao. but no, really i mean tattoo artist or somethin, i mean theres lots of jobs that dont really care. one of the 2 other staff members who works with my client is a 45 year old biker gang guy with tats from his fingertips to neck and hes been in this type of work for 2 decades so i mean it depends on the employer obviously. but i do understand and agree with employers turnin away eccentric ppl. its the price ya pay so deal with it is what i say

GuD 11-18-2013 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1385579)
at one time i did get what you were sayin but ive changed my mind over time. its just the reality of life: it matters how you present yourself. and eccentric actions like crazy dyed hair or mohawks or face tats is a sign to someone that your tastes and mindset are different than theirs. its a sign ya make bad choices. and in most jobs its about profit and if they think your looks or whatever is gonna affect that then i dont see how anyone would think its not reasonable to not hire someone with face tats/dyed hair/gauges etc

That's crazy biased and untrue. There's plenty of people who have different interests, values, and "tastes" that make intelligent real-world choices. Assuming they were clean I don't see a scenario were someone's appearance could affect profit. If someone working as a real estate agent had tattoos and piercings and could sell you your dream home for an affordable price would you turn it down because that person looked weird to you?

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and of course theres a lot of niche jobs they can have. they could be a 'suicide girl' lmao. but no, really i mean tattoo artist or somethin, i mean theres lots of jobs that dont really care. one of the 2 other staff members who works with my client is a 45 year old biker gang guy with tats from his fingertips to neck and hes been in this type of work for 2 decades so i mean it depends on the employer obviously. but i do understand and agree with employers turnin away eccentric ppl. its the price ya pay so deal with it is what i say
**** Suicide Girls, that company treats models like ****. This is true though, there are companies and fields out there that are accepting of different interests. And those jobs/careers aren't just limited to the obvious.

butthead aka 216 11-18-2013 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1385595)
That's crazy biased and untrue. There's plenty of people who have different interests, values, and "tastes" that make intelligent real-world choices. Assuming they were clean I don't see a scenario were someone's appearance could affect profit. If someone working as a real estate agent had tattoos and piercings and could sell you your dream home for an affordable price would you turn it down because that person looked weird to you?



**** Suicide Girls, that company treats models like ****. This is true though, there are companies and fields out there that are accepting of different interests. And those jobs/careers aren't just limited to the obvious.

you really cant imagine a realistic scenario where someone has two agents/companies to choose from and one guy s a regular joe and the other guy has a neon mohawk with a face tat? most ppl will choose the regular guy every time. like i said absolutely presentation matters and absolutely it effects business. why are the girls at bars who walk around with $1 shots insanely hott and not some old fat guy? why do i not see the guy with the mohawk defendin anyone in a court room?? its just reality


also just a problem with entitlement in this world. "i have blue hair and 10 piercings and neck tattos omg why wont Company X hire me? they are like so totally discriminatory!!" i feel this is the attitude of a lot of ppl and they just ignore the reality that their choices have consequences. some ppl have a hard time acceptin blame from their own dumb choices

Lisnaholic 11-18-2013 07:22 AM

^ Yep, permanent, visible tattoos and piercings disqualify you immediately from about a zillion jobs. Wherever there is high unemployment,( i.e. every country in the world) most employees will go for the candidate with a conventional appearance. The hot barmaid is a good example of how important good presentation is.

I was once surprised when I worked in a bank and learned about their dress code: men, I was told, were not allowed to have beards or more than one day of stubble growth. You were permitted to have a moustache, but only if you had a job that didn´t involve direct contact with customers. So they´d thought it all out pretty carefully - and how about in your local bank? If you ever get served by a guy with a moustache, you could probably report him !

Ninetales 11-18-2013 09:09 AM

Yeah I gotta side with 216 here. When youre working youre working for that company. Everything you do represents them directly. You're not going to go meet a big client with piercings/face tats/bride of frankenstein hair in the same way you wouldnt meet them with sweat pants and a t shirt on. Presentation does matter. Thinking otherwise is strange to me. Especially talking about job interviews. That's literally all about presenting yourself in a way to get yourself hired.

Im not saying that that people with tats or whatever are automatically worse candidates (they might have all the credentials for a certain job) but if youre going into a big wig interview with a rainbow mohawk thinking that you arent putting yourself at a disadvantage off the get go then maybe you arent smart enough for that job in the first place.

Plankton 11-18-2013 09:39 AM

I've worked for some high end companies that wouldn't even let you in the door with a mohawk or face tat. It's all about selling your personal image, and if that image represents one of a radicalistic nature you're more than likely gonna be shown the door.

I'm in a position where I hire people, and would never consider anyone with those personal traits. Sure, a tattoo on your arm or similar wouldn't be bad but if it were a tie between two people with the same skills and one had a tat, the tie would go to the one without it, because they represented an image of sound judgment.

Nothing personal, it's just good business practice to go low risk, especially with an investment such as employees.

Sansa Stark 11-18-2013 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1385575)
I see stuff like that all the time and I don't get it either. What's worse is when you see someone who has the huge guages and then takes them out... they have these just flappy little strings at the bottom of their ears. ****ing gross, dude. And for what? A fashion statement no one is gonna give a **** about in 5 years? Smaller plugs are cool though.

Pretty sure most people have seen this before but if not, checkit:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...oIkciwolqyL973

I guess in, uh, "certain situations", this could kinda... spice things up in a way... but still, eek. I've got nothing against facial piercings really but this is too much for me.

Tongue splittings freak me the **** out ughh

idk I dont really get larger gauges either (mine were gauged to 0g and one fell out when I was ****ing in some forest so I just said **** em) but it's someone else's body so I don't give a **** lol. I think some girls look really hot with them.

The Batlord 11-18-2013 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1385579)
at one time i did get what you were sayin but ive changed my mind over time. its just the reality of life: it matters how you present yourself. and eccentric actions like crazy dyed hair or mohawks or face tats is a sign to someone that your tastes and mindset are different than theirs. its a sign ya make bad choices. and in most jobs its about profit and if they think your looks or whatever is gonna affect that then i dont see how anyone would think its not reasonable to not hire someone with face tats/dyed hair/gauges etc

Totally. They're looking for someone who fits the climate of the workplace. If they see that you're presenting the same image as them then you are, to some extent at least, a known quality. But some fifty-year old, grey-haired lawyer is gonna know **** all about where someone with a bunch of obvious body mods is coming from. You've also shown you are concerned enough with getting the job to play their corporate game, whereas someone with a face full of piercings is possibly more concerned with doing their own thing, which may very well conflict with what the company is looking for.

butthead aka 216 11-18-2013 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1385834)
Totally. They're looking for someone who fits the climate of the workplace. If they see that you're presenting the same image as them then you are, to some extent at least, a known quality. But some fifty-year old, grey-haired lawyer is gonna know **** all about where someone with a bunch of obvious body mods is coming from. You've also shown you are concerned enough with getting the job to play their corporate game, whereas someone with a face full of piercings is possibly more concerned with doing their own thing, which may very well conflict with what the company is looking for.

good point i didnt really think of

a lot of times whoever wants the job more is gonna get the job. one of the first rules of job searchin is persistence. i called the place that eventually hired me 4-5 times ovre a few weeks to let them know i was interested and wanted to be there so when a final decision was made my name was already in their minds

if ya show up for a job with a bunch piercings and purple hair..... you arent gonna play the corporate game and listen to superiors when ya cant even manage to look presentable on your interview. youre more selfish and concerned with bein unique than helpin the company.


little story here. on the first floor of the place i live there are 2 fat lesbian lovers who live there. im pretty cool with one of them but she has a ton of piercings and constantly dyin her hair. so one day im runnin errands and see her workin on her car cause its broke down and offer to take her to the auto store for some parts. so on the drive shes complainin to me about not bein able to find a job and stuff and how she hates workin at little caesars pizza place. a week earlier she dyed her hair purple and pink lol. someone needs to slap some sense into those ppl

Psy-Fi 11-20-2013 03:53 PM

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