Why bother with it then?

So Oxy, how long did you use Facebook for?

I've never had a facebook. Bow to me as your King.

Because why not?

I accumulate "likes" I sometimes accumulate comments too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Facebook)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge
There will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

My Sarc-O-Meter just went off the charts.

I update when I want except on Saturdays when I get rudely awakened by angry people wanting to know why I peed in their closet on Friday night.
I cry for an hour, turn off my cellphone, and think about never leaving the house.


Edit: That was brilliant BTW.

;)

I get all my scientific data and political information from Facebook. It's the best way.

It's funny when some of my friends have heated arguments over political stances, then you see them at a party and they act like they never said a damn thing to each other on Bookface since they can't hide behind a PC monitor.