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RoxyRollah 01-08-2014 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1404154)

Lmao. So try and obtain it secretly? How does one do that?

But what if future offspring suddenly get the overwhelming desire to wear a fedora because this might be genetic? It's a very possible scenario, lol.

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Sequoioideae 01-08-2014 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1404097)
I found a picture of my boyfriend wearing a fedora, from many years ago. Before I knew him. Should I run away now? lol

You have to put him down, old yeller style.

LoathsomePete 01-08-2014 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sequoioideae (Post 1404277)
You have to put him down, old yeller style.

Gun laws are pretty strict in Canada, I'd say you make him commit seppuku with a sharpened hockey stick... or just tie an ice skate blade to a stick, whichever's easier.

The Batlord 01-09-2014 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1404154)
Lmao. So try and obtain it secretly? How does one do that?

But what if future offspring suddenly get the overwhelming desire to wear a fedora because this might be genetic? It's a very possible scenario, lol.

Don't tell me you've never taken your lover's used condom out of the trash, put it in a Ziploc bag, and then stuck it in a freezer.

Key 01-09-2014 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1404414)
Don't tell me you've never taken your lover's used condom out of the trash, put it in a Ziploc bag, and then stuck it in a freezer.

I thought everyone did that. My freezer is full of mine.

The Batlord 01-09-2014 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1404423)
I thought everyone did that. My freezer is full of mine.

I used to, but my mother started to complain.

Key 01-09-2014 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1404430)
I used to, but my mother started to complain.

Your mother is the reason I have the used condoms in the first place.

The Batlord 01-09-2014 02:32 PM

You bastard! That's why all my little brothers are dating girls who secretly wish they were Marc Bolan.

Key 01-09-2014 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1404434)
You bastard! That's why all my little brothers are dating girls who secretly wish they were Marc Bolan.

Or maybe all your little brothers are Marc Bolan and you just haven't paid enough attention.

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ladyislingering 01-09-2014 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1404435)
Or maybe all your little brothers are Marc Bolan and you just haven't paid enough attention.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll...1o1_r1_500.gif

edit: I was on the right track to a snappy, wildly inappropriate response to this but then I looked at Marc and crumbled into dribbling madness.

lord have mercy.


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