That feeling when...

GuD · 11-24-2014, 06:37 PM

You were def giving me a run for my money as drunkest MB member for a bit lol. I woke up buzzed but managed fine. Caffeine, thou art my lord and savior. Blessed be thy name.

ladyislingering · 11-24-2014, 06:40 PM

Man that's hilarious.

Also I think I'd die without caffeine.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-24-2014, 06:42 PM

me too. i drink so much tea and coffee to keep myself going throughout the day. its the one drug i don't even feel bad about relying on since it seems like it makes me smarter and more capable instead of the opposite, and doesn't **** up my organs too bad in the process.

GuD · 11-24-2014, 07:03 PM

it's actually very good for you:

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-24-2014, 07:31 PM

yea i've heard that before. i tend to take **** like that with a grain of salt cause i know they are always finding results and then finding new results that debunk the old ones but just the likelihood that it probably is true does make me like caffeine even more.

**Frownland** · 11-24-2014, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

yea i've heard that before. i tend to take **** like that with a grain of salt cause i know they are always finding results and then finding new results that debunk the old ones but just the likelihood that it probably is true does make me like caffeine even more.

And with enough coffee you can read all of those research papers in five minutes.

Coffee wins.

Carpe Mortem · 11-24-2014, 09:52 PM

I was under a policy with her because my age and lack of credit made it very expensive to have my own. But, she canceled the policy, didn't tell me, and has been collecting my cash for her own purposes while I roamed the roads oblivious to being illegal. At the risk of sounding bitter, not the first time the woman has ****ed me over. Car insurance was the last tie I had to her, probably won't be talking much when I get this new apartment.

The Batlord · 11-25-2014, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

I was under a policy with her because my age and lack of credit made it very expensive to have my own. But, she canceled the policy, didn't tell me, and has been collecting my cash for her own purposes while I roamed the roads oblivious to being illegal. At the risk of sounding bitter, not the first time the woman has ****ed me over. Car insurance was the last tie I had to her, probably won't be talking much when I get this new apartment.

Holy ****. To **** over your kid like that, I keep thinking she must have used the money to buy heroin or something. How do you do something that scummy?

Carpe Mortem · 11-25-2014, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Holy ****. To **** over your kid like that, I keep thinking she must have used the money to buy heroin or something. How do you do something that scummy?

Well... Oxy isn't technically heroin I guess.

Yeah man. My mom sucks. There's a reason my dad was awarded custody when they divorced back when I was 2, judges almost always give it to the mom. One of my biggest regrets in life is moving in with her once it was my legal choice.

Edit: Also scored a job at a financial firm, woo! It'll be nice to be the youngest, least intelligent employee for once. TFW being the dumb one is a good thing.

The Batlord · 11-25-2014, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

Edit: Also scored a job at a financial firm, woo! It'll be nice to be the youngest, least intelligent employee for once. TFW being the dumb one is a good thing.

Young, hot, and weird? There'll be some buttoned up yuppy looking to throw his money at your tits. Just remember to slutty it up when you get dressed in the morning.

11-24-2014, 06:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	You were def giving me a run for my money as drunkest MB member for a bit lol. I woke up buzzed but managed fine. Caffeine, thou art my lord and savior. Blessed be thy name. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

11-24-2014, 06:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Man that's hilarious. Also I think I'd die without caffeine. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

11-24-2014, 07:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	it's actually very good for you: __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

11-24-2014, 09:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	I was under a policy with her because my age and lack of credit made it very expensive to have my own. But, she canceled the policy, didn't tell me, and has been collecting my cash for her own purposes while I roamed the roads oblivious to being illegal. At the risk of sounding bitter, not the first time the woman has **ed me over. Car insurance was the last tie I had to her, probably won't be talking much when I get this new apartment. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King** Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

11-24-2014, 06:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	me too. i drink so much tea and coffee to keep myself going throughout the day. its the one drug i don't even feel bad about relying on since it seems like it makes me smarter and more capable instead of the opposite, and doesn't **** up my organs too bad in the process.

11-24-2014, 07:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	yea i've heard that before. i tend to take **** like that with a grain of salt cause i know they are always finding results and then finding new results that debunk the old ones but just the likelihood that it probably is true does make me like caffeine even more.