ladyislingering

That's why I only drink when all my responsibilities are taken care of.

Too many relatives of mine are alcoholics.

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Frownland

Responsibility number one: wake up
Responsibility two: stay sober while I shower

Alright I can drink now.

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Plankton

ftfy

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Frownland

She did say responsibilities and I couldn't imagine how difficult it is to wash that much hair wasted.

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Plankton

Didn't realize you were living vicariously through LiL. Ooops.

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Drebion

That feel when..

... when you wake up in the middle of the night just to find a huge freaking spider crawling on your floor and you're like "meh, im not afraid of spiders", look away for a sec, then look at the same spot again just to realise that you've lost sight of the spider and now cant go back to sleep cuz you're too paranoid and freaked out, + it's hard to sleep in the heat that was generated from you trying to burn the room down after loosing track of the spider.

Frownland

As a twenty year old with an already showing bald spot, LiL is a big inspiration of mine.

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The Batlord

If by "live vicariously through" you mean "masturbate in her closet when she's at work", then we both are.

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John Wilkes Booth

i actually like spiders since they are predators and eat other bugs so if i see one in my house i leave it alone. unless it looks like it could be poisonous, in which case i turn to google.

the other day there was a little spider crawling around this globe type light thing on my ceiling, and then there was an even tinier spider crawling on the other side. it almost looked like a baby version of the other spider.

anyway i stood there and watched, knowing that this could get interesting. surely enough they encountered eachother. the bigger spider did a sort of kung fu stance, and then pounced on the little one then grabbed it and spun a string of web which it hung from while sucking the insides out of the little spider. it was honestly one of the most exciting moments of my week, which tells you a bit about my life right now.

ladyislingering

I've done it before. Once. Never again.

I couldn't remember if I'd used the shampoo yet and probably shampooed like 3 times. Disastrous waste of water.

Anyway, tfw you came home, fed the cat, then wept like a child because you're exhausted, feel like you're dying, and there's just too much shit going on in your head, but then ...

I laughed so fucking hard that I almost feel a bit better. You guys are so disgusting/hilarious.

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