If you've read one, you've read them all, so go on and pick your favourite.

It's free to use and it's in the building. It's definitely pretty sweet. But it locks up while drying all the damn time and ends up taking twice as long and ugggggggggh.

Yay!!!!!!

I had to wait for some asshole to gather up their drying until some kind upstanding citizen grabbed theirs. Asshole's was sitting there for like an hour and a half. How the fuck do you forget about laundry for an hour and a half??

In the negligent neighbor situation I usually put the clothes in my own basket, then run down with whatever book I'm reading and wait for the cocksucker. Then I tell them, 'imagine if I had your panties in my dorm'. Then, weirdly enough, I have to give their panties back at a later point in time.

Doesn't really help me, since I don't know what the **** you're going on about.

I just have seen so many attempts at humour. Really, take your pick.

http://www.musicbanter.com/search.php?searchid=4400126

I don't understand how they would make you emotional though, unless you were just overwhelmed at my awesometasticness.

At the very least, your hubris makes me realize how pathetic my own is, especially in the event where you would describe your posts as "awesometasticness,"

Hey, don't talk about yourself like that. You said in front of God and everyone that your own album was one of the best ever made. That takes a special kind of self-obsessed douchebag. I was proud of you that day.

I tells it like I sees it. It would take a special kind of douchebag to deny it because of something like humility.