You should see it when it rains. You'd think WWIII was starting.

I think we could call ourselves Eskimo's here in comparison. I think I passed enough of these around this year, it gets pretty bad:

http://www.blogography.com/photos25/SnowDumbassBook.gif

Those winds were brutal, I remember that.

Haven't had a good Santa Anna in a while. That's a bit of a trip. Instead of the winds coming in off the ocean they do a 180 and come in from the desert. Hard.

Going outside is like sticking your face in front of a hair dryer.

The Santa Anas this year were so strong that they were pulling on my beard hair and hurting my face. It's pretty much the same reason I shaved.

TFW your 60+ your old stepdad is watching this for entertainment on his laptop:

I would never watch videos like that of my stepson right in front of him. Rude.

I'll crush you, and eat your instruments.