I'm older than you. With a liver who has seen some dark days but is still standing proud. Suck it, alchie.

Also, TFW you Google "amputee porn" and are just like... no.

*Googles deaf gang bang*

TFW you finally get an interview after 3 months of applications that weren't even acknowledged. TFW they ask you back for a second interview. TFW they get you to start straight away and you're suddenly employed :D

Congrats!

I'm just thinking that I was only sick because food hasn't really been on my mind lately. Stress and whatnot. Pretty sure I'm still good to go (but I should probably stop drinking anyway). :laughing:

TFW you get excited because your coworkers are talking about El-P and you go over to join the conversation and it turns out that they were just talking about loan purchases (LP's).

TFW you take a day out of work because the store tells you the new washer will be delivered between 11:00 and 4:00. Then they show up at 9:00 so you end up having the rest of the day to hang on MB and piss away some hours.

You know what time it is now right
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Basically, yup. Wasted day. But fun.

TFW you flick yourself in the nuts just cause you're bored and now you regret it.