Silent but deadly :eek:

too much vodka
too much weed
still cant move

Just doing the laundry and about to go out and grab the clothes from the dryer (our apartment complex has a different room for laundry facilities) so I put my coat on and grabbed the basket, then I heard the most ridiculously enormous burp come from the stairwell outside.

I was so caught off guard that there are still tears on my face from how hard I was laughing.

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/the_s...ox384-6965.jpg

Just when I thought I was done laughing at this guy, I went to go slip my shoes on. As soon as I touched the doorknob, he burped again.

tfw there's a burping man chilling in my stairwell and I won't be able to walk past him without laughing, but I also have to get the laundry

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...85/090/8da.gif

Just look at your phone as you go by and pretend to be laughing at it. Problem solved.

He's burping in a stairwell. What's he gonna do? Judge you?

I thought of that, but what the hell kind of person leaves their apartment looking at their phone when they're clearly on the way to get the laundry? It seemed too weird to me so I put my ear to the door and listened until he was gone. :laughing:

I don't know! I'm just so awkward I'm sorry

You should walk past him and make armpit noises.

Or send Ki down there and tell him to fart with each step he takes. :laughing:

TFW you're watching adult swim and the next show comes on. You think 'holy ****! They started showing Monty Python's Flying Circus! MB can **** off, let's watch.'

But it's a ****ing Family Guy homage to the Flying Circus and it kind of makes you hate the show more.

Seth McFartlane isn't anywhere near cool enough to be doing Monty Python homages. He's doing some standup routine in my city and it makes me sad to know people who live here are going to pay to watch... him...