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Or change something in your life that seems to be sucking out your soul before you really end up as a bitter old man. :/
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:laughing: this ****in guy is relentless
You on the spectrum or what pal?? :/ You really good at counting toothpicks on the floor and not so great at reading the room?? :/ Tough break. Better move to southeast Asia and meditate on it for 50 years :/ |
I got it wrong all along.. he's not with the homo stasi... He's the gay Inquisitor.
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Hey now, that's my shtick.
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TFW The thread turns into something weird and scary.
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Tfw you don't have anything to obsess over currently (always bad news) and your dopamine receptors are broken so no other stimulation is enough, reading is not enough, exercise is not enough, nothing is enough. I feel like a feral dog eating itself (but also like the doll girl in that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark). Would love it if they'd just go ahead and end Clown World Simulation now, please.
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Hold on Chio :( things will get better. Keep up the fight until the eventual demise of Clown World Simulation will save us all
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Thanks, I'm fine really.
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This is what Nazi Antarctic flying saucer bases are for. Glorious enough to obsess over but unseemly and stupid enough to laugh at.
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Tfw you're sitting on your porch at night smoking a cig browsing the internet on your phone and a fluttering insect is bothering you and you're like "Chill out, moth" but then it lands on your phone and the silhouette shows it to be a cockroach.
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tfw hot diggity daffodil
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TFW you lost your headphones and you sit in a bus with the loudest possible french woman and she is a few rows behind you and you wear earplugs and it still sounds like she's right besides you and her voice reminds you of a very cheerful dying cat and unfortunately your rudimentary french is still sufficient to understand her inane comments about every single thing the bus passes by and when she's not talking to her friends she's "quietly" singing to herself
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Wonder where Grundy's story took place. French tourists are some of the worst. |
It was on Gran Canaria.
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Worst tourists in Europe are probably the British. Wherever they go it's chaos.
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As to French being popular in Melbourne I hadn’t noticed apart from on pretentious restaurant menus. As to French tourists being the worst I suggest Americans take the prize. I was dreaming away on a marble seat at the end of the Taj Mahal reflecting pool when I overheard two Americans “Harry, where are the camels” “No camels here Doris, that’s Tuesday when we get to Turkey”. |
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That I'm impressed and want to know where you get all this knowledge?!
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I've also heard that Americans are not the best tourists. I've heard stories of Americans expecting the locals to speak English for example.
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I'm not an American but I expect everybody to speak English. It's the lingua franca of our age, no use pretending otherwise.
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Picturing addidasss in a pith helmet getting increasingly frustrated at the coolies as he pantomimes turning the elephant around.
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First time I've ever seen someone be the dude from the bar in Good Will Hunting with zero shame.
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I would never try to cock-block someone pretending to have read Anti-Oedipus to get laid (many such cases, all the power to the horny aspiring Deleuzians out there). Moreover I don’t think anyone ought to read this stuff unless they really want to. But it’s annoying when someone’s trying to condescend over authors they clearly don’t know the first thing about, esp the "my perfect pitch is preventing me from partaking in the lowly genres" guy
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I ain't even hating, it was funny.
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