Oh, yes, Facebook is so helpful like that.

Well what was on the sandwich??

It was a joke, you daft bint. I've eaten far too many glorious sandwiches to ever remember any one. I'm like Joey.

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tfw

your coworker doesn't understand that you're not into males.

**** I can't even operate a deli slicer without a retarded bearman thinking stupid things.









diemendie.diediediediedie.

despondency

TFW you're explaining what nigga rich means to your boss and you have no idea how you got to that point of the conversation but they're very willing to listen.

Where I come from we call that "hood rich".

There's a term for explaining nigga rich to your boss? Damn the English language is full of surprises.

Now explain it to me.

Rich enough to be comfortable or blow it on extravagant things, but not rich enough to become a part of the elite. When you start associating with the people who are truly rich in our society, you find that you were never really that rich. The difference between millions and billions basically.

Thx. Never heard the expression

Yeah I don't think that's right. I believe it's just when you're poor but spend beyond your means on nonsense like cars, jewelry, and comic book omnibi. If it's the same as hood rich then nigga rich in my experience often denotes a temporary influx of money that allows one to purchase said items (e.g. you just got paid so you're hood/nigga rich).

My definition just accounts for inflation.

No its when you're rich among the ghetto. Like, you're rich compared to the broke people around you, but you're still living in the hood.

This is more like new money rich vs old money rich. The difference between rich and wealthy pretty much. Rappers vs trust fund babies.

This is pretty much it. It also includes people that are rocking jewelry and new kicks in their collection, wearing clothes to make them look like they are living a life that they aren't but still stuck at home with their parents and taking the bus. Or they get an expensive ass car and still living in the projects and can barely afford gas.

Not according to Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary: Nigger Rich

Nah that's the hard r version.

And that's different from what I said how?

If you want to source Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary: Hood Rich

Because the nigga rich aren't necessarily any richer than anyone else in the hood, they just spend like they are.

Ehh, I've heard it used to describe both.

TFW clickbait thumbnails have Game of Thrones spoilers. As if they weren't cancer enough.

15 pimped out geek cars you have to see if you're a comic book reading loser like you are you loser bitch oh you're still reading this well hello there I'm the copywriter I hope that you click this **** but I also kind of don't because I know that it's hopeless to cater to you when you won't actually buy anything but you'll click on my ad anyways and it will help my ad in some ways but not in others and you won't even read past the last ten words of this run on paragraph if I start talking about random **** like how you only have to drink a bunch of beer and make lots of money and find really attractive things just lying on the street that you can have for your benefit and you can just autofill your credit card information and you can have YOUR BRAND NEW MANSION VALUED AT TWENTY FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS BUT YOU CAN GET IT FOR ONLY FIVE MILLION CLICK THE BUTTON BELOW TO CASH IN ON THIS LUCRATIVE DEAL

It's going to be a link to your music I already know it.

Edit: How predictable and cliche of you.

NSFW

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_hypertrophy

Oh shucks well you got me there.

That's an insult to her body.

I doubt she has that condition.

Chula's just an 80s mother****er who thinks anorexia is a cosmetic accessory.

jfc are those real?

Yep they are real. Rumor has it that she has had a breast reduction though. The cut of that dress kind of squishes them together oddly. Surprised no one told her or maybe she was okay with it.

She looks like that in all her dresses. I don't know why. Makes her boobs look hard.

Frownland's theory on how no one reads the ad copy was proven correct.

tow you've been working on a guitar riff for months, never being able to get the last part down right, and then finally you get it right and realize. ****. I didn't hit record. the tears. the tears, my friends. the tears.

TFW college classes start tomorrow.

TFW the power goes out and now your alarm clock is dead and you have to be up at 4:30am. Thank god for phone alarms.

That's when you wake up at 530 and get a refreshing energy boost along with it.

Srsly waking up cause you have to is the worst thing that happens to people on earth. If Hitler could have slept in everyday then there are 6 million Jews who'd be thankful.

TFW you KNOW the little ****er is there, waiting to buzz past you as soon as you sit down, but those ****ing bluebottles and flies are crafty bastards. Standing like a knob with a cloth or towel, slashing wildly at the air every time you think you see it....

TFW you're driving and a bee flies through the window, right inside your shirt and immediately stings you.
Just glad I didn't swerve too much so nothing happened.

Glad yer ok.

I'll see your bee and raise you a:

Tfw your GF sees a spider in the car and starts screaming and try's crawling in your lap trying to get out the drivers side door... as you're driving down the road doing 40 mph.

Damn.
That's one nervous GF.