TFW you look at the sex offender registry just for ****s and giggles and find out some guy down the street was convicted of "aggravated sexual battery" against a minor.

There is literally a sex offender hot spot in close approximation to my city's children's museum. What the actual ****.

I'd give a shout out to my child-diddling neighbor, but since he lives so close to me it might not be wise to put his info out there. Seriously, take a left two houses down, and go about two blocks and you're in Sex Offender Land. There's two within a one block radius maybe a mile away in another neighborhood, so I guess it could be worse.

A discription of a sex offender down the street from my parents, which in a relatively well off area of the city..

Marks/Scars/Tattoos: tattoo on butt (right/ "your name");tattoo on groin ("pigo kwangu")


WHAT

Aw man. Mine's just some boring middle-age white guy.

Mine's a 22 yr old white kid. Pigo kwangu translates to 'blow me' in swahili. How charming. Couldn't imagine how he ended up as a sex offender.

Well at least mine has an outside chance of not being a moron. Sorry, dude.

Classy.

tfw you're a skilled poet but you're too shy to show anyone any of your work so you'll leave a legacy behind.

Inbox is always open, bro. I judge not, as a "musician" Who feels the same I completely understand.