I swear that people who have never smoked cigarettes and smoked one or been in dire need of a pick and found one have never experienced true bliss. I can go without a pic but when I pick one up I can play some sweet ****.

TFW you're jamming on the synths at Guitar Center and all the employees gather round and watch you play for a while. I think they liked us. We had a spectator when me and my friend (let's call him Jorge because that's his name) Jorge were playing the acoustics as well and on a good one. Glad to hear that people would like my music if I could afford it.

That feeling when you're constantly forgetting Christian Bale is actually British. His American accent is more convincing.

tfw a manager-in-training, who was openly sexist, homophobic, and unashamed of either of those traits, including the fact that he enjoyed saying awkward, inappropriate shit to a staff that's 97% women FINALLY GETS FIRED.



....but it was over an issue that wasn't related to the numerous sexual harassment complaints reported to actual management, because they needed solid proof (in this case, video evidence of him doing something questionable with merchandise) that he wasn't a great person.

"proof".... because a staff of women can't be trusted...

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^ Congrats! Now that your annoying manager-in-training is gone, it's time to party!

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Yes!! We were all rejoicing in the break room. Even the lone (well I guess he's got a bro now - they hired a new kid for him to mentor) dude in our Badass Lady Structure seemed pleased with the news. (Then again he's smart, and he respects women.)

LOL.

When I was younger I was in love with her.

well duh, she's adorable. ;)

Ebay is your friend. I got 100 or so heavy fender picks for 10 dollars. Now I never have to worry about losing a pick, hell I find them in my pants, jackets, and sweaters now so if I want to play a friend's guitar without asking if they have pick and trouncing through their room to find them. Seriously, it a great investment, I still have over half left in the pack too.

I'm on the fish and self loathing diet. It seems to be doing what it promised it would for my figure, but the schizophrenia's a bitch man.

No picks for my nylons or Uke's, but I usually need one for some heavy stuff on my electrics, and I wanted to blow off some steam.

Well hey, thanks for the tip.

I've got dozens laying around all over the place, it's just that I couldn't find one at the moment. Hell, I could go to our singers house where our practice room is and find a couple dozen on the floor around my amp area.

TFW you take a big toke and cough up a storm and then feel relaxed and at peace.