Try and catch me fatty.

I'll just camp out near your weed stash.

Joke's on you, I'm dry.

I guess the joke's on me too then.

jokes on me three :(

TFW you're feeling Immortal, but you go with Death instead.

Tfw you want to cut your hair because it currently looks like ****, but if you do, it'll just take longer before it reaches the desired length.

This is why I love my knitted beanie.

TFW your teacher gives you an equation to see what your actual grade in the class is with all the different weights and **** like that and your grade goes from a 64% to 93%.

Learn 2 math bro.

TFW you're listening to grindcore on your headphones so loud that if someone were in the room with you they'd probably be able to make out the lyrics. Feels good, man.

TFW getting up to take the dogs out at 6:00AM feels more like 5:00AM.

Cause it kinda is. Gonna need a few days to get use to this sh*t.