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Cuthbert 01-10-2014 07:52 PM

That feeling when you need to sneeze, you're on the edge but fear you're losing the sneeze so you look at a bright light or the sun and it is enough to execute the sneeze >>>

TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>

TFW you eat a massive meal and your core temperature goes up, you're that full you're sweating and then you drink a cold drink, those first few sips >>>

TFW you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and you can feel the heat as it arrives in your empty stomach >>>

TFW it's summer and women wear sandals and open toed shoes and you perve on their pedicured feet & toes without getting caught >>>

TFW you're at school after first lesson and the teacher says you can all go home immediately because of a heating failure, then you get home and it's a confirmed bomb scare >>>

TFW you're bursting to drop the kids off at the pool and when you do you feel a stone lighter and ready to take on the world >>>

TFW you had a 5* shower and put clean pyjamas and new socks on >>>

There's more.

Mojo 01-10-2014 07:57 PM

...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong :D

Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right :(

Cuthbert 01-10-2014 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mojo (Post 1404783)
...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong :D

Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right :(

Just keep on arguing until they give up.

TFW they give up :cool:

RoxyRollah 01-10-2014 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1404747)
... It's pissing rain and you have the day off work

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OVERJOYED:tramp:

zombie kid 01-10-2014 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1404779)
TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>

Nah, the best is when you take your underwear, like boxers or something, out of the hot dryer and put it on right away. Greatest feeling ever.

Cuthbert 01-10-2014 10:39 PM

That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US.

The feeling of warm pants >>>

Forward To Death 01-10-2014 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1404748)
...you jerk off and the shame of cyberin in a lesbian chat room with a fake profile fills your feels with shame and guilt

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/ima...g/seinfeld.gif

When you come up with a good Steven Wright joke, but crack a smile.

Key 01-10-2014 11:23 PM

That feeling when your manager tells you not to worry about cleaning up after cleaning up after somebody else, but you can't help but feel guilty about leaving a mess for the people the next morning, so you decide to clean it up anyway.

ladyislingering 01-10-2014 11:39 PM

- in public restroom
- one other person in another stall
- they're taking a dump
- it's an eruption of noise and stench
- accidentally laugh at their hideous farts
- try to hurry up and get out before they have a chance to see you

mfw they finish up and they're washing their hands beside me

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xzbXr6yHfL...BH20%2Bgif.gif

Burning Down 01-11-2014 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1404797)
That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US.

The feeling of warm pants >>>

Yeah I guess he thought you meant trousers :laughing:


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