TFW you drink four cups of coffee to study for a test you are almost entirely unprepared for, kind of don't flunk it, but now the coffee has worn off and you feel like used ass.

Also, there's a rather large bug in my room, so I can't go to sleep.

tfw your boyfriend is a middle child and his family has resolved to go on a weekend trip, leaving on the day of his birthday - to which he responds that he may have something better to do anyway, and all you can think of is this damn clip that turned into a meme:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/201...22550662-2.gif

I'm so sorry, I love you, my brain is just broken and inappropriate

Well as we learned last year, I don't like my birthday.

Haha, you're one year closer to dying.

Sucker.

I don't really like mine either (which is why I'm spending the week in my own company).

So this exists. That Peeling Feeling

An entire subreddit dedicated to the joys derived from peeling the shrink/plastic off new sh*t.

Because internet.

Of course not. You're a chick.

In all fairness it is a nice feeling.

Oh, is it ever.

I wonder if there's a reddit dedicated to bring able to remove **** stains of years past while you relieve yourself. Way easier than getting a toilet brush.