I'm not even 30 and I have that same problem.

Thats called a hangover,drunk.

Yes and yes. Such a sage!

Someones jealous.

tfw you keep trying to remember the band on someone's shirt and it looks like you're staring at her chest.



+10 creep status. Awesome.

Just tell her you're only looking at the band on shirt, and if she doesn't get it then tell her you don't even like girls that much more than you like boys. Then excuse yourself to vomit and tell her it's because of alcohol abuse. She won't even know exactly what's wrong with you. Make it fun.

It would be an honest way to go about it...

TFW you're about to get off your computer to go do something else, but then you remember that you were going to look up something first, but you forgot what it was, so you start playing Solitaire until you can remember.

Edit: TFW you remember what it was you were going to do, but you keep on playing Solitaire anyway.

TFW you remember where you got the idea for your tagger name from and accidentally tried to rep a legend from the 70s during various drunken stupors. Bishesdunevenknow lmao.

Like the salesman here at work that doesn't know what alt+tab does. He plays that ****ing game all day, and when I walk past he frantically tries to close his laptop.