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Old 06-01-2015, 04:55 AM   #2291 (permalink)
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Are socks typically drunk?

If so,
Unfortunately no. I'm maybe buzzed. It has been a while though. There is more wine yet.
If not,
Unfortunately yes.
I dunno I mean if I was forced to smell sweaty feet, dog turd, and whatever else gets on your shoes I might not be thinking too straight. Lack of oxygen messes with the brain.
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Old 06-01-2015, 04:59 AM   #2292 (permalink)
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tfw jaded
tfw you wonder if other people with testicles experience seeing them as ovaries.
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Old 06-01-2015, 05:03 AM   #2293 (permalink)
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Maaan, don't start that nah...What I told you about making plans to hack off your body parts.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-01-2015, 05:07 AM   #2294 (permalink)
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they're not my body parts.
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Old 06-01-2015, 05:12 AM   #2295 (permalink)
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They are until you're. 25.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-01-2015, 05:57 AM   #2296 (permalink)
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meh
it's like 10,000$ if you want it done right.
lmao
10k

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa






Oh, and lets not forget the possible disappointment.

Anyways,

Now there's no more alcohol.

I have more weed. Somewhere between nihilism, gender dysphoria (lmao autocorrect doesn't recognize dysphoria as a word), loneliness, soul-crushingly fleeting optimism, and hazy horniness (also "not" a word), marijuana seems to find a home. Not as warm of one as summore wine might have but it's 4am and almost light outside. Where has the time gone? I woke up before noon today.
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Old 06-01-2015, 06:36 AM   #2297 (permalink)
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Obviously. Mensa has an opening you just might be the lunatic they are looking for.
A Billy Joel reference?!?!
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Old 06-01-2015, 07:09 AM   #2298 (permalink)
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tfw jaded
tfw you wonder if other people with testicles experience seeing them as ovaries.
We do not.
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Old 06-01-2015, 07:16 AM   #2299 (permalink)
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We do not.
This checks out.
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Old 06-01-2015, 12:09 PM   #2300 (permalink)
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...your full, but the food is so fantastic, you can't stop eating.
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