Just because people don't complain when a building-sized lizard takes their ****, doesn't mean it's not theft.

I see the whole music stealing thing as this.

1. If you like an artist and have money, buy it.

2. If you like an artist but really don't have much money, pirate it.

3. If you like an artist, but have money and don't buy any of their music. Share it so someone else will probably buy it.

TFW: You realize you look just like a younger version of the oracle from the matrix.

Generally I don't enjoy stealing from artists that I really like (sometimes), and that I know aren't making ridiculous profit margins. The select few that actually need the dough and not just another fan will get my monies.

Got any pearls of wisdom for me, sweet cheeks?

Always. Tell me what ails you.

Well, that rash hasn't cleared up yet.

Bathe thoroughly by the pale moonlight on the last day of the month.
Purches an anti itch cream as well.

That last batch I tried almost burned my nuts off.

Because you forgot to bathe.