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no wonder you're all up in a fuss, you've got no lifelines when you're at your worst

My biggest problem right now is that my mom's ****ing ******* of a cat pissed on my leopard print denim vest, amongst other things. I'm about ready to strangle that little puddy tat.

feline behavioral problems are usually linked to environmental problems.

you need to ask yourself why baby kittleness doesn't want to use the litter box.

The government gave you a phone? Do people understand how San Francisco is the weird cousin of the US that gets a pat on the head whenever it makes a nice finger painting?

:laughing: San Francisco is the younger sibling of Portland, who is the middle child because Seattle is the big bro.

ObamaPhonezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Generational poverty is a biatch. I'd give you **** but you live with your mother in Virginia and probably masturbate to 'Asian' and/or female-infantilizing on the double-sans-that-probably-quadrupleifnotmore-daily porn on the double-****ing-daily. Truly, you're giving me ****? I'd say I am a million times the person you are but a million times zero is still zero.

You just admitted to living with your own mother in another thread.

TFW you live with your mother every other week.

yeah but WD's mom is hella weird

Cause living with a sane mother is cool.