Terms and conditions

The Bible is a T&C? Uh...pretty much. Have you ever picked one up? It's pretty much a long winded T&C.

Idk I find a good part of the Old Testament to be quite entertaining.

Haha that was a fun story to hear.

TFW you just tell a local musician you just met to improvise and they do some ****ing badass stuff.

TFW you poop and everything comes out so nice and clean and you don't have to wipe anything.

That's fucking disgusting.Who taught you not to wipe no matter how "clean" you think you shat, I assure you it's ****, and you need to wipe end of story that is gross. #babywipes4lyfe.

Unless you're about to take a shower, of course.

Naturally.

If you got shit on any other part of your body, would you think it was clean if you just wiped it with tissue?

#ja

Tfw when people you know online admit to having ****ty asses.