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I thought it was some hot new vaporwave artist taking the forum by storm.

Tfw you find your pack of smokes that's been missing for two weeks and haven't had money to buy a new pack in that time. Yes. Sweet, sweet relief. Come to me, agents of cancer. Let me inhale your smokey beauty.

But then they're stale and taste like death...

Not after two weeks.

Vaping anyway >>>

Maybe I just have bad experiences with buying new packs which are obviously twelve years past their due date.

Tfw you wake up, and there's 2 hours 'til you have to get up, so you go back to sleep

TFW you know that the "smartphone" in your hands is capable of everything short of dispensing toilet paper and wiping your ass for you (although there's probably an app for that too)... Yet it somehow can't retrieve TWO MONTH'S WORTH of accidentally deleted data that you worked your ass off meticulously documenting, and now have ZERO to ****ing show for it...

Hey, Apple! It's called the ****ing "recycle bin," and it's pretty much standard on every computer device from the Stone Age on.

Tfw when your favoirite song is in the radio.

TFW when you want to viciously claw a probably-cool person simply for having a good day.