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GuD 07-07-2014 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by skeetz (Post 1467362)
That feeling when you shoot up cocaine in your vein for the first time.
You and I should hang out sometime lol.

GuD 07-07-2014 04:44 PM
Your profile page has 666 visits.

Hail Satan.

bob. 07-07-2014 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1467315)
What?! I became an online psychic a while back for some walking around money. I did it half as a joke. Thinking no one in their right mind would call me.
Hahaha boy was I wrong! Weekly Top Psychic, has a bonus attached to it. Like, a cashable one.... ;)

Best call I had this week...

Caller: "I want to know do ma girlfriend have herpes like she say she do! Oh yeah am I gonna get my check in da mail today."

Me: "Sir, I can't tell you whether or not she has herpes because that would be unethical. And I can tell you, without being psychic that you will NOT get your check in the mail today."

Caller: "HOW you know dat?"

Me: "Sir it's the 4th of July it's a federal holiday."
That feeling when your day is made by reading about someone else's weird life

The Batlord 07-07-2014 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1467315)
What?! I became an online psychic a while back for some walking around money. I did it half as a joke. Thinking no one in their right mind would call me.
Hahaha boy was I wrong! Weekly Top Psychic, has a bonus attached to it. Like, a cashable one.... ;)

Best call I had this week...

Caller: "I want to know do ma girlfriend have herpes like she say she do! Oh yeah am I gonna get my check in da mail today."

Me: "Sir, I can't tell you whether or not she has herpes because that would be unethical. And I can tell you, without being psychic that you will NOT get your check in the mail today."

Caller: "HOW you know dat?"

Me: "Sir it's the 4th of July it's a federal holiday."
I feel like I should be morally outraged at this, but anyone dumb enough to call a psychic hotline deserves what happens to them.

bob. 07-07-2014 06:34 PM
Foot in mouth

skeetz 07-07-2014 06:55 PM
That feeling when you have the world at your hands then for some reason you **** up and you stay on the sidelines and watch your life pass you by.

RoxyRollah 07-07-2014 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1467417)
that feeling when your day is made by reading about someone else's weird life
:d

RoxyRollah 07-07-2014 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1467418)
I feel like I should be morally outraged at this, but anyone dumb enough to call a psychic hotline deserves what happens to them.
I felt bad for like 20 minutes bro. Not anymore. $$ Holla! ;)

The Batlord 07-07-2014 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1467458)
:d
And somebody else who does that stupid emoticon that doesn't work and just looks like you're licking your lips.

bob. 07-07-2014 07:20 PM
Yeah....I can't tell if this is mad or happy


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