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Old 07-07-2014, 05:36 PM   #291 (permalink)
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That feeling when you shoot up cocaine in your vein for the first time.
You and I should hang out sometime lol.
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Old 07-07-2014, 05:44 PM   #292 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2014, 06:18 PM   #293 (permalink)
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What?! I became an online psychic a while back for some walking around money. I did it half as a joke. Thinking no one in their right mind would call me.
Hahaha boy was I wrong! Weekly Top Psychic, has a bonus attached to it. Like, a cashable one....

Best call I had this week...

Caller: "I want to know do ma girlfriend have herpes like she say she do! Oh yeah am I gonna get my check in da mail today."

Me: "Sir, I can't tell you whether or not she has herpes because that would be unethical. And I can tell you, without being psychic that you will NOT get your check in the mail today."

Caller: "HOW you know dat?"

Me: "Sir it's the 4th of July it's a federal holiday."
That feeling when your day is made by reading about someone else's weird life
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Old 07-07-2014, 06:26 PM   #294 (permalink)
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What?! I became an online psychic a while back for some walking around money. I did it half as a joke. Thinking no one in their right mind would call me.
Hahaha boy was I wrong! Weekly Top Psychic, has a bonus attached to it. Like, a cashable one....

Best call I had this week...

Caller: "I want to know do ma girlfriend have herpes like she say she do! Oh yeah am I gonna get my check in da mail today."

Me: "Sir, I can't tell you whether or not she has herpes because that would be unethical. And I can tell you, without being psychic that you will NOT get your check in the mail today."

Caller: "HOW you know dat?"

Me: "Sir it's the 4th of July it's a federal holiday."
I feel like I should be morally outraged at this, but anyone dumb enough to call a psychic hotline deserves what happens to them.
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Old 07-07-2014, 07:34 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2014, 07:55 PM   #296 (permalink)
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That feeling when you have the world at your hands then for some reason you **** up and you stay on the sidelines and watch your life pass you by.
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Old 07-07-2014, 07:57 PM   #297 (permalink)
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that feeling when your day is made by reading about someone else's weird life
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 07-07-2014, 08:02 PM   #298 (permalink)
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I feel like I should be morally outraged at this, but anyone dumb enough to call a psychic hotline deserves what happens to them.
I felt bad for like 20 minutes bro. Not anymore. $$ Holla!
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Old 07-07-2014, 08:08 PM   #299 (permalink)
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And somebody else who does that stupid emoticon that doesn't work and just looks like you're licking your lips.
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Yeah....I can't tell if this is mad or happy
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