TFW you're taking a dump while eating a sandwich and your own stench just makes you hungrier.

What kind of sandwich?

Stolen triple sausage and cheese croissan'wich. Not exactly a leftover turkey sandwich, but free is free.

My urge to re-watch TD1 just got amped.

Oh, and:

Filippi's Chula Vista Soup, Salad and Sub Menu

Their sausage and meatballs are to die for.

Seeing Rust Cohle all over the forum, cigarette in hand, will do that.

I never even heard of that show, but I just found this on youtube, and now I really wanna check it out.

This seems like an excellent intro/sample for some seriously heavy metal.

How have you not heard of it? All last year the whole forum was ****ting themselves over it, not to mention half the rest of the populace.

True Detective will be etched upon Matthew's tombstone. It's his Stairway to Heaven.

Cause I don't usually read those threads, or watch tv.

How dare you insult Matthew McConaughey?