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The Batlord 03-03-2016 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1684146)
Ummm... I'm a chick. That pretty much makes me a fruitcake by default, whilst not stripping me of my right to make fun of fruitcakish qualities in the opposite sex. :pimp:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary
FRUITCAKE

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
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ChelseaDagger 03-03-2016 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1684151)
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Insanity-shmanity... "We're all a little mad here." -The Mad Hatter

GuD 03-04-2016 03:34 PM
Tfw cigarettes, bad coffee, the smiths, and rain. Boo hoo. **** today and the days to come.

The Batlord 03-05-2016 06:48 PM
TFW you've been on a multi-hour porn-a-thon, and when you finally get to the end you realize that you have to pee so god damn much that you don't know how your bladder hasn't burst and put you into septic shock.

TFW you've held off for so long that when you finally nut your balls are sore.

TFW you have to use four tissues just to clean up your mess.

TFW you jerk off ten minutes later cause it just wasn't enough.

Chula Vista 03-05-2016 08:09 PM
TFW you know a dude that seriously..... I mean SERIOUSLY!!! needs a real vagina.

ChelseaDagger 03-05-2016 08:51 PM
TFW you know it's time to unsubscribe from this thread.

The Batlord 03-05-2016 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1684558)
TFW you know a dude that seriously..... I mean SERIOUSLY!!! needs a real vagina.
Nah. I'm pretty happy as a cisgender male.

grindy 03-06-2016 12:35 PM
TFW you check into a hotel, expecting a tiny, single room and end up alone in a room for four people.

Tristan_Geoff 03-06-2016 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1684649)
TFW you check into a hotel, expecting a tiny, single room and end up alone in a room for four people.
Sounds cozy.

The Batlord 03-07-2016 05:21 PM
TFW you realize that clicking on a link with the mouse wheel opens that page in a new tab. I now own the internet.


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