Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1677382)

Have you seen some of the guys here? *puffs out chest*

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1677367)

TFW when you make a female friend on a female forum because you lack real life female friends; and she's this totally cool chick that you hit it off with; so you exchange numbers and emails and text each other constantly for about two weeks until you finally realize that she's being used by her pervert husband as a recruitment tool for their swinger lifestyle.

Back to the drawing board...

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1677374)

She started off all innocent like "oh I showed my husband a pic and he says you're pretty"... Ok-whatever-thanks, no biggie... Then EVERY subsequent message she would weave in something about how her husband has a crush on me, etc. every ****ing one!! Well, I've studied Applied Behavioral Analysis in depth, so I wasn't about to reinforce that bull****, so every time I would reply with one of my "signature witty deflections" that would have zero to do with him; but she (ie: THEY) still wouldn't take the hint. Then she started in with the "I think I have a crush on you too" and that's when the SMH moment happened and I've refused to speak to her since.

That was a year ago; I thought she'd taken the hint, but now she just sent me an innocuous message on the open forum, as if she'd forgotten who I am. Bitch I played poker waaaaay too long to not see a "feeler bet" coming from a mile away!!

Who woulda thought MB would become my sanctuary forum to escape weirdos??

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1677374)

Who woulda thought MB would become my sanctuary forum to escape weirdos??

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1677518)

Literally LOL'd. :tramp:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1677519)

Sadly, it was said in all seriousness.

Originally Posted by Snowless (Post 1677583)

Tfw you look at the clock in the morning, and there's 2 hours until you have to get up.

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1677589)

That can either be good or bad. If you have been sleeping and you wake up to realise you can get another 2 hours in that's good. If you have insomnia and you realise that even if you get to sleep the most you'll get is 2 hours that is a ****ful feeling.

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1677589)

That can either be good or bad. If you have been sleeping and you wake up to realise you can get another 2 hours in that's good. If you have insomnia and you realise that even if you get to sleep the most you'll get is 2 hours that is a ****ful feeling.