TFW you do something reckless and irresponsible like picking a fork up off of the ground and you throw out your back. Serves me right, what was I thinking?

How old are you again?

TFW you were up for 26 hours straight, slept for 4 hours, and have had a couple of drinks in the meantime...

More slinky black dress Roxy photos!!!!!! Stat!

I'm 21 and too tall.

You know you're 40 when you put your back out getting out of bed.

You know you're still under 40 when you pull your back out whilst still in bed ;)

TFW you innocuously wipe an eyelash out of your eye... Only to be abruptly reminded of the jalapeños you just chopped up to go with those delicious enchiladas you made...

TFW when your husband is torn between mocking your fail, and praising your texmex cuisine prowess.

Just be glad that you didn't have to hold your dick for a piss.

Tfw you bust yo ass on the dance floor and stand up like you meant to do that....

Tfw you find the wifi sweet spot and have to stand in the parking lot in freezing temperatures waiting for youtube albums to download